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01.[英语幽默] three girls
three girls Once there was 3 girls. A blonde, red head and a burrnet. They were swimming from one island to another which is about 10 miles. Then they slept there for 10 nights. Then the red head ...查看完整版>>[英语幽默] three girls02.综合英语2 Lesson Nine Only Three More Days
Word Listpassport n. 护照exit n. 出去，离去visa n. 签证permission n. 许可，准许solution n. 解决方法risky adj. 冒险的stamp vt. 盖章于civilian adj. 平民的；民用的censor n. （书刊、报纸、...查看完整版>>综合英语2 Lesson Nine Only Three More Days03.综合英语2 Lesson Three
Word Listexplore vt. 探索；探险element n. 要素；因素tangible adj. 有实体的；可触摸到的budget v. 安排，计划（时间等）account vi. 解释，说明commodity n. 商品acute adj. 敏感的hourglass n. ...查看完整版>>综合英语2 Lesson Three04.综合英语1 Lesson Three Hans Christian Andersens Own Fairy Tale (2)
Word List（单词表）attic n.阁楼，顶楼 view n.（从特定处看到的）景色 fund n.资金，现款 vividly adv.生动地 march v. 行进，行军 gallop v.（指马等或骑者）飞奔，奔驰 papercut n.剪纸 publish v.出版...查看完整版>>综合英语1 Lesson Three Hans Christian Andersens Own Fairy Tale (2)05.[英语幽默] Parrot
Parrot A man went to a pet shop and bought a talking parrot. After taking the parrot home, he tried to teach the parrot how to say a few things, but instead the parrot just swore at him. After a fe...查看完整版>>[英语幽默] Parrot06.[英语幽默] I hate school
I hate school Jenny:(is crying and says to teacher)I hate school, and I have to stay here until I''m sixteen.Teacher: I know how you feel -- and I have to stay here until I''m sixty-fi...查看完整版>>[英语幽默] I hate school07.[英语幽默] Follow up to Santa Technical Specs
Subject: Santa, Myth or Reality? ---For my upcoming paper on Quantum Analysis of Mythological Characters. The calculation presented to convert Santa into nothing but a puff of smoke is wrong because i...查看完整版>>[英语幽默] Follow up to Santa Technical Specs08.[英语幽默] Computer Humor
. . . Every morning is the dawn of a new error. . . Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted. COFFEE.EXE Missing-- Insert Cut and Press Any Key C:\WINDOWS C:\WINDOWS\GO C:\PC\CRAWL C:\DOS C:\DOS\RU...查看完整版>>[英语幽默] Computer Humor09.[英语幽默]Norm Quotes
"Can I draw you a beer, Norm?" "No, I know what they look like. Just pour me one.""How about a beer, Norm?" "Hey I''m high on life, Coach.... Of course,...查看完整版>>[英语幽默]Norm Quotes10.[英语幽默] Texzan Jokes
They say the only reason Texas doesn''t fall into the Gulf of Mexico is because Oklahoma sucks. The dumbest man in Oklahoma moved to Texas, raising the average IQ of both states. ghasting@halc...查看完整版>>[英语幽默] Texzan Jokes

 

 

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