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01.[英语幽默] Texzan Jokes
They say the only reason Texas doesn''t fall into the Gulf of Mexico is because Oklahoma sucks. The dumbest man in Oklahoma moved to Texas, raising the average IQ of both states. ghasting@halc...查看完整版>>[英语幽默] Texzan Jokes02.[英语幽默] Parrot
Parrot A man went to a pet shop and bought a talking parrot. After taking the parrot home, he tried to teach the parrot how to say a few things, but instead the parrot just swore at him. After a fe...查看完整版>>[英语幽默] Parrot03.[英语幽默] I hate school
I hate school Jenny:(is crying and says to teacher)I hate school, and I have to stay here until I''m sixteen.Teacher: I know how you feel -- and I have to stay here until I''m sixty-fi...查看完整版>>[英语幽默] I hate school04.[英语幽默] Follow up to Santa Technical Specs
Subject: Santa, Myth or Reality? ---For my upcoming paper on Quantum Analysis of Mythological Characters. The calculation presented to convert Santa into nothing but a puff of smoke is wrong because i...查看完整版>>[英语幽默] Follow up to Santa Technical Specs05.[英语幽默] Computer Humor
. . . Every morning is the dawn of a new error. . . Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted. COFFEE.EXE Missing-- Insert Cut and Press Any Key C:\WINDOWS C:\WINDOWS\GO C:\PC\CRAWL C:\DOS C:\DOS\RU...查看完整版>>[英语幽默] Computer Humor06.[英语幽默] three girls
three girls Once there was 3 girls. A blonde, red head and a burrnet. They were swimming from one island to another which is about 10 miles. Then they slept there for 10 nights. Then the red head ...查看完整版>>[英语幽默] three girls07.[英语幽默]Norm Quotes
"Can I draw you a beer, Norm?" "No, I know what they look like. Just pour me one.""How about a beer, Norm?" "Hey I''m high on life, Coach.... Of course,...查看完整版>>[英语幽默]Norm Quotes08.[英语幽默] Green Side Up!
A painting cotractor was speaking to a woman about a job. She sad she wanted the first room a pale blue. He wrote it down, went to the window opened it and yelled "GREEN SIDE UP." They walke...查看完整版>>[英语幽默] Green Side Up!09.[英语幽默] Test Your Business Sense
You are a major defense contractor, and you are building a gun for the Army that is supposed to be able to shoot down enemy planes. So far, the taxpayers have paid you nearly $2 billion for it, and al...查看完整版>>[英语幽默] Test Your Business Sense10.[英语幽默] Improvement
Improvement One student to another:"How are your English lessons coming along?" "Fine, I used to be the one who couldn''t understand the English men, and now it''s ...查看完整版>>[英语幽默] Improvement

 

 

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