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01.[英语幽默] Time Is Money
Time Is Money As the taxi came to a screeching halt at a traffic light, I asked the driver, "Do you agree that ''Time is money''?" "Well, it''s a ver...查看完整版>>[英语幽默] Time Is Money02.[英语幽默] Who is better satisfied?
Who is better satisfied? ---- Who is better satisfied? A person with six children or a person with $6 million? ---- The person with six children of course. ---- ...查看完整版>>[英语幽默] Who is better satisfied?03.[英语幽默] what is puberty(青春期)
One evening, in the midst of dinner preparation, our 10-year-old daughter asked, "Mommy, what''s puberty?" My wife was rushed at the moment, so she suggested that Peggy look up the w...查看完整版>>[英语幽默] what is puberty(青春期)04.[英语幽默] Today is the last day
A man was at a bar, slowly sipping his beer and looking very gloomy."What''s the problem?" Asked the bartender. "You look so sad.""My wife and I had a figh...查看完整版>>[英语幽默] Today is the last day05.[英语幽默] This is my seat
It was a woman''s first time on a plane. She boarded the plane and found herself a window seat.After she settled in, a man came over and insisted that she was in his seat. She ignored ...查看完整版>>[英语幽默] This is my seat06.MONEY IS MY FRIEND(金钱是我友)|报价￥50.40|图书,进口原版,Business & Investing 经管与理财,Economics 经济,
目录：图书,进口原版,Business & Investing 经管与理财,Economics 经济,品牌：基本信息·出版社：Random House USA Inc·页码：145 页码·出版日：1999年·ISBN：0345432797·版次：1999-03-01·装帧：平装·开本：3...查看完整版>>MONEY IS MY FRIEND(金钱是我友)|报价￥50.40|图书,进口原版,Business & Investing 经管与理财,Economics 经济,07.[英文幽默] what is puberty(青春期)
One evening, in the midst of dinner preparation, our 10-year-old daughter asked, "Mommy, what''s puberty?" My wife was rushed at the moment, so she suggested that Peggy look up t...查看完整版>>[英文幽默] what is puberty(青春期)08.[英语幽默] Parrot
Parrot A man went to a pet shop and bought a talking parrot. After taking the parrot home, he tried to teach the parrot how to say a few things, but instead the parrot just swore at him. After a fe...查看完整版>>[英语幽默] Parrot09.[英语幽默] I hate school
I hate school Jenny:(is crying and says to teacher)I hate school, and I have to stay here until I''m sixteen.Teacher: I know how you feel -- and I have to stay here until I''m sixty-fi...查看完整版>>[英语幽默] I hate school10.[英语幽默] Follow up to Santa Technical Specs
Subject: Santa, Myth or Reality? ---For my upcoming paper on Quantum Analysis of Mythological Characters. The calculation presented to convert Santa into nothing but a puff of smoke is wrong because i...查看完整版>>[英语幽默] Follow up to Santa Technical Specs

 

 

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