Married to Mommy?
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品牌: JEFF /KRINBRING BAKEMANJeff BakemanBri Krinbring
基本信息出版社:Citadel (2003年9月1日)平装:160页正文语种:英语ISBN:0806525673条形码:9780806525679商品尺寸:20.3 x 14 x 1.3 cm商品重量:172 g品牌:CitadelASIN:0806525673商品描述Are You Married To Mommy? The term "Mommy" perfectly defines the persona that many women take on after just a few short years of marriage. Generally uptight, perpetually practical, and constantly striving to be in control of everything— all the time—the dreadnought Mommy is a marital force to be reckoned with. When a guy gets married, he conceives of the union with simple logic: She’s kinda fun.I like sex with her. If we get married, I’ll get more. If I don’t get married, I could end up wasting my life away in front of the tube with the guys, scratching my balls and eating fried pork rinds. An aspiring "Mommy" wants more. If a guy’s not careful, she will take his time, his money, his power, his identity, his self-respect, his man-seed, and ultimately, his fun. Humorously illuminating the stark daily reality of matrimony, this handbook takes on topics discussed only between the best of buddies, and even then only after a few beers. This book gives married (or soon-to-be-married) guys never-before-published hints and tips for grappling with the overwhelming power and inexhaustible resolve of Mommy! Learn how to:Determine if you married a MommyEvade Mommy’s ever-present spotlight of accountabilityNever again come home "late" Inoculate yourself against the dreaded "Martha Stewart Syndrome" Steer clear of the "Victoria’s Secret Mistake" Recognize all eleven types of married sex…And so much more! Written by two "Professors of Matrimony," Married To Mommy? saves guys from years of confusion, struggle, and frustration. The professors’ step-by-step lessons provide death-defying shortcuts to a calmer, happier, sexier marriage and a fighting chance of surviving as a male…married to Mommy!