[英语幽默] Computer Geek Quiz

1.I have moss growing:

A) In my garden B) In my bathroom C) In my kitchen D) On my teeth

2.When I open my mouth at parties, people:

A) Listen B) Ease away slowly C) Stuff a live weasel down my throat

3.I think computers are:

A) Uninteresting B) Interesting C) Too damn small for the stuff I want to do

4.I think sheep are:

A) Uninteresting B) Interesting C) Annoyingly far away from where I live

5.The Usenet Oracle is:

A) A pack of weenies who think about "Lisa" way too much

B) Interesting

C) Not appreciative of the great answers I write; the Priesthood is out to get me

6.The gender I desire to have sexual relations with is:

A) Difficult to understand B) Impossible to understand

C) Clearly from a different planet D) How should I know? I''ve only seen pictures

7.Bill Gates is:

A) Bill who? B) Very wealthy

C) Head of Microsoft, which produces some widely used products

D) The Antichrist

8.In general, people:

A) Like me B) Don''t like me C) People? What people?

9.My friends are:

A) Diverse B) People I know from work or school C) Wearing the same clothing I am

10.My dream vacation is:

A) Tibet B) Europe C) California

D) In a room with lots of fluorescent lights and an unlimited supply of coffee

11.My job prospects are:

A) Abysmal B) Adequate C) I''ll never be out of work, you hear me? Never!

D) They pay people to do this?

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Score: 0 for each A, 1 for each B, 2 for each C, and 3 for each D.

19 or more : Yep. You''re a computer geek, all right.

13 - 18 : You''re a geek of some stripe or another. 7 - 12 : Probably not a geek, but watch it.

0 - 6 : If you''re of the opposite sex, could you leave a note for me in the personals column? Please? Hello?