[英语幽默]The Amazing Word Fuck

The Amazing Word Fuck

Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word "Fuck". It is the one magical word which just by it''s sound, can describe pain, pleasure, hate, and love. Fuck, as most words in the English language, derives from German origin: in this case from the German word "Frigon", meaning "Whoopee".

In a language, "Fuck" falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb; both transitive (John ****ed Mary), and intransitive (Mary was ****ed by John). It can be used as a noun (Mary is a fine ****) , and adverb (Mary is ****ing beautiful) and an adjective (John is a ****ing asshole).

As you can see, there are not many words with the versatility of ****.

Besides it''s sexual connotation, this lovely word can be used to describe many situations, such as:

Fraud : I got ****ed by my insurance agent. Dismay : Oh, **** it. Trouble : I guess I''m ****ed now. Aggression : Fuck you. Passive : Fuck me. Confusion : What the ****? Difficulty : I can''t understand this ****ing business. Despair : Fucked again. Philosophical : Who gives a ****? Laziness : He''s a ****-off. Displeasure : What the ****''s going on? Rebellion : Hang it in your ****ing ear. Sarcasm : Beautiful, just ****ing beautiful.

It can be used in descriptive anatomy : He''s really a ****ing asshole. It can be used to tell time : It''s ****ing five-thirty. It can be used in business : Who the **** called this meeting? It can be maternal : as in "Mother****er" It can be nautical : Fuck the admiral. It can be political : Fuck Nixon! It can open the door to great relationships : Let''s ****. It can be used just to enchance the meaning of a word: as in "Beauti****ing" or "Too****ingriffic" The mind fairly boggles considering the many more creative forms of use for this most factual word. How can anyone be offended when you say "****". Use it in your daily speech.....it adds to your prestige.

Today, tell someone: FUCK YOU!!!!!