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I Wasn\''t Asleep When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupie

有小宝宝，每天都摸着大人的脸才能睡着，小宝宝小时没有安全感，从衔着乳头到摸着乳头，或摸着大人的脸，分被子分床了，会听故事了，就是听着故事或歌曲睡着，时间长了慢慢长大，逐渐建立起安全感，随着孩子心智和生

A woman says to a doctor,″Each time I sip my coffee, my eye seems tohurt.″The doctor says,″Well, may

When Nasreddin was a boy, he never did what he was told, so his father always told him to do the opp

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一贼在一山间盗墓，另一贼突然出现，冒充警察。 甲：Raise your hands！我是警察。 乙：啊，看到我手里的盒子了吗？这可是宝贝。The box is heavy. (这盒子很重。)咱俩分

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