[英语幽默] Friends

Friends Sam and John were out cutting wood when John cut his arm off. Sam remained calm, wrapped the

Parrot A man went to a pet shop and bought a talking parrot. After taking the parrot home, he tr

I hate school Jenny:(is crying and says to teacher)I hate school, and I have to stay here until I&#

Subject: Santa, Myth or Reality? ---For my upcoming paper on Quantum Analysis of Mythological Charac

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"Can I draw you a beer, Norm?" "No, I know what they look like. Just pour me one

They say the only reason Texas doesn''t fall into the Gulf of Mexico is because Oklahoma suc

A painting cotractor was speaking to a woman about a job. She sad she wanted the first room a pale b

You are a major defense contractor, and you are building a gun for the Army that is supposed to be a