[英语幽默] Two Birds

Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is wh

Word List cultural adj. 文化（上的）；人文的 icon n. 偶像，崇拜对象 heroine n. 女英雄；被崇拜的女人 celebrated adj. 著名的

Word List（单词表） fairy tale n. 童话，神话 fairy n. 小仙子，小精灵 shoemaker n. 鞋匠 shoemaking

Parrot A man went to a pet shop and bought a talking parrot. After taking the parrot home, he tr

I hate school Jenny:(is crying and says to teacher)I hate school, and I have to stay here until I&#

Subject: Santa, Myth or Reality? ---For my upcoming paper on Quantum Analysis of Mythological Charac

. . . Every morning is the dawn of a new error. . . Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted. CO

three girls Once there was 3 girls. A blonde, red head and a burrnet. They were swimming from o

"Can I draw you a beer, Norm?" "No, I know what they look like. Just pour me one

They say the only reason Texas doesn''t fall into the Gulf of Mexico is because Oklahoma suc