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本文为【书桓约依萍去吃肯得基】的拼音翻译版
  yi ping jiao ji de zhan zai ken de ji ming liang de chu chuang wai , xin ji ru fen de zhu shi zhe lai lai wang wang de ren qun , xiang nian zhe yue ta dao lai de shu huan ……
  tai wan kan biao , shi jian yi jing shi 18:05 fen le , zhe ge yi guan shou shi de shu huan zen me huan mei you lai ! ta yi jing zheng zheng chi dao le wu fen zhong a ! zhe shi zi xiang shi yi lai cong lai mei you guo de shi qing , yi ping jin zhang de duo zhe bu zi , nao hai zhong shan xian chu yi mu mu yi wai de pian duan , yue xiang yue bu an , bu jin yan quan yi hong ……
  zheng yu luo lei , yi zhen dong dong de jiao bu sheng you yuan er jin , tai tou yi kan , shi shu huan ! ta zheng qi chuan xu xu de xiang zhe li pao lai 。。。 shu huan zhang kai shuang bi , jin jin de bao zhu le yi ping ,“ o ! yi ping , dui bu qi , yuan liang wo , yuan liang wo wu xin de chi dao , gai si de ! wo ju ran rang ni zu zu deng le wo wu fen zhong !! zai xiang ni pao lai de zhe wu fen zhong li wo yi zhi zai shen shen de zi ze , ni yi ding hao jiao ji hao gu du hao nan guo hao wu zhu , wo qing ni , yuan liang wo 。 dou guai wo , zhong wu chi hai xian wei chang bu shi 。。。, lin zou ju ran wang ji dai wei sheng zhi , tian a ! dou shi yin wei wo ji yu jian dao ni ! suo yi 。。。 wo ju ran rang ni zai zhe li du zi ren shou ji mo he deng dai de tong ku , rang luo ri de zi wai xian fu she ni jiao nen de ji fu , kan ! ni fa ji zuo bian de zhe ge que ban , ming xian bi zuo tian shen le ! o , yi ping , wo hao nei jiu 。。。” shu huan shi jing chui da zhe zi ji de tou , fa chu lei gu yi yang de xiang sheng 。。。
  “ bu ! bu yao !” yi ping gu bu de ca shi yan jiao ji jiang luo xia de lei shui , yi ba lan zhu shu huan , ta ba shou zhi cha jin shu huan de nong fa , jin jin de lan zhe ta de tou , jiu xiang lan zhe yi ge gang da sui ren jia bo li de hou hui de hai zi 。。。“ shu huan , wo xiang ni ! wo bu guai ni ! zai zhe duan duan de wu fen zhong li , wo cai zhi dao wo shi duo me de ai ni , ting ! wo de xin tiao sheng , na shi wei ni deng dai de sheng yin ! zhi yao ni neng an quan de lai , ji shi wo deng ni liu fen zhong , qi fen zhong , ba fen zhong , zhi yao bu shi shi fen zhong ! wo ye wu yuan wu hui ! o , shu huan , ni shou le , shou de hao cang bai , hao ke lian , hao qiao cui , ru guo wo mei you cai cuo de hua , ni yi ding bu zhi diao le 500 ke de ti chong ! ni zen me hui na me bu xiao xin , zen me hui chi dao wei chang bu shi , wei le qing zhu ni neng ping an de dao lai , wei le shi ni qiao cui de mian pang hui fu wang ri de shen cai , lai , rang wo men , dao KFC hen hen de chi dian dong xi ba !”
  shu huan gan dong de la zhe yi ping rou ruo wu gu de xiao shou , yu yi ping si mu xiang dui de zou jin le KFC。 yi ping kan zhe shu huan de yan jing , lue dai qian yi de shuo “ shu huan , sui ran wo hen bu she de , dan shi wo bu de bu shuo , wo yao li kai ni ji fen zhong , wo xiang qu xi shou jian qing xi yi xia wo zhan ran le lei hen de lian , ru guo ni bu jie yi , jiu qing ni du zi zai zuo wei shang deng wo hui lai , hao ma ?” shu huan lian ai de kan zhe yi ping de lian , yi yi bu she de shuo “ wo deng ni , deng ni hui lai 。 lu tu yao yuan , ni yao xiang zuo zou liang mi , zai xiang you guai 3 mi , ran hou xiang qian 4 bu zou , jiu dao le , na li di mian shi hua , qian wan bie yin wei fen shen xiang wo er shuai dao , ru guo ni mi le lu , yi ding ji de CALL wo , wo hui xiang yi zhi xun jie de bao zi yi yang xiang ni chong qu !” shuo zhe , yi ping dui shu huan wan er yi xiao , zhuan shen li qu 。
  shu huan yao le liang ge mai la ji tui han bao , yi dai shu tiao he liang bei ke le , xuan le ge qing jing de jiao luo , yi bian kan zhe chuang wai de feng jing , yi bian he zhe ke le , deng zhe yi ping hui lai 。。。
  hu ran , yi zhen qing wei de chou qi sheng chuan lai , tai yan yi kan , yi ping cu zhe mei tou , liang xing qing lei zheng cong ta na yi tan shen shui zhong hua luo 。“ yi ping ! ni zen me le ? shen me shi qing rang ni ru ci shang xin , ru ci nan guo , ru guo wo zuo cuo le shen me , jiu qing ni ze fa wo ba , zhi yao , ni neng gao su wo , yuan yuan ben ben de gao su wo !” shu huan yi ba jiang yi ping an dao zuo wei shang , shi jing yao zhe ta chan dou de jian pang ,“ wo qing ni , gao su wo , shui qi fu le ni ?”
  yi ping ding ding de kan zhe na ji tui han bao , yan guang you you , ren bu zhu you you lei zhu zhui luo , ta zhi zhe na san fa zhe xiang wei de han bao , geng yan de shuo :“ shu huan , wo kan jian le ! wo cai dao le ! na yi ding shi chuan shuo zhong KFC zui mei wei de ji tui han bao , ke shi , yi kan jian ta , kan jian na bei zha de jin huang de ji tui , ni ke zhi dao , wo jiu fang fo kan jian na yi zhi zhi ke ai de mao rong rong de xiao ji chu , ta men yao yao bai bai de gen sui zai lao mu ji de shen hou , ta men yao yao bai bai de zai sa zhe xiao mi de di shang san bu , ta men zeng jing guo zhe na me xing fu mei hao de ri zi , wo wo 。。。” you you yi chuan lei zhu hua luo ,“ ni zen me na me can ren , na me wu qing , na me bu dong wo de xin , zeng jing wo huan yi wei ni shi wo yi sheng de zhi ji , ni ju ran ren xin kan jian ta men na jiao xiao de sheng ming can zao sha lu , ju ran wu dong yu zhong de kan zhe ta men bei bai shang can zhuo , ju ran yong zhe yang xue xing de dong xi shi tu xie du wo de wei ! wo ning ke ji e de si qu , wo ning ke ren shou rou ti shang de tong ku , wo ye bu neng shou dao wo liang xin shang de qian ze 。 wo ning ke chi wu wei de tu dou , la jiao , sheng cai , huang gua han bao , wo yao bu yao ba ta can ren de tun diao !”
  shu huan dai dai de ting zhe , xin tou si xu fan teng ,“ yi ping , ni jiao wo zen me neng bu ai ni , ni jiao wo zen me neng bu xiang , ni de shan liang , ni de chun jie , ni de wei da , ni de xiang sheng mu ma li ya de ai xin , shi ke bian ta zhe wo , rang wo kan qing wo zi shen hei an de yi mian 。 wo zhen xiang sha le wo zi ji , wo zhen xiang zai wo de xin wo shang hua shang yi dao , kan ta liu tang de huan shi bu shi hong se de xue ye ! wo bu jin mei you neng li zu zhi zhe chang ri fu yi ri de sha lu , wo ju ran huan xiang yong ta lai dian wu ni chong man ai de xin ling ! shang cang zen me hui ru ci chui qing wo , ba zhe yang de ni ci yu wo , ni de gao shang de pin zhi rang wo wu di zi rong , rang wo bei wei de ling hun shou dao le yi ci xi li , geng rang wo fa zi fei fu de ai ni !”
  shu huan gu bu de zhong ren jing yi de yan shen , hu de gui dao zai yi ping mian qian , ta de yan jing shi run le , ta hen hen de da le zi ji yi ge zui ba , yong chan hui de yu qi ken qiu zhe :“ wo ! shu heng , cong ci yi hou , jiang yong bu zai chi ji tui , niu tui , yang tui , shen zhi shi gou tui han bao , ru guo ba wo de zhe ju cheng nuo xian ding yi ge bao zhi qi de hua , na jiang shi yi wan miao ! jiu rang zhe suo you de shu tiao he ke le wei wo zuo zheng ba !”
  shu huan yong chan dou de shou , xiao xin de ca shi zhe yi ping lian shang de lei shui , gan shou zhe ta lue wei huan jie de qing xu , yong gao kang de sheng yin hu han zhe :“ yi ping , wo cong lai mei you qiu guo ni , zhe ci wo qiu qiu ni , yuan liang wo ! jiu qiu ni yuan liang wo hao ma ? ru guo ni bu da ying , wo jiu zai zhe li chang gui bu qi , yi zhi dao da yang 。。。 huan you 10 fen zhong le 。。。” yi ping ting le shu huan de hua yu , xin chao peng pai , duo hao de yi ge zhi cuo jiu gai de hao tong zhi a ! ta han lei jiang shu huan la qi , wen zhe ta yan jiao de yi di lei shui ,“ jiao wo zen me neng ren xin kan ni ren shou di ban de bing leng , jiao wo zen me ren xin ning wang ni na chan hui de mu guang , jiao wo zen me neng gou bu yi wo de bi sheng lai bao da ni dui wo de li jie , ni fang qi le zhe me duo mei wei , ning ke yu yi hou yu wo yi qi chi zhai fan , jiao wo zen me neng bu yuan liang wo , ru guo wo bu yuan liang ni , wo jiu wu fa yuan liang wo zi ji ! shu huan , wo yao xiang zhe li suo you de ren xuan bu ! wo ---- yuan --- liang ---- ni !”
  shuo zhe , ta men wang qing de yong bao zai yi qi 。。。。 zhi ting de he cai sheng yi pian , shao shu mei jian guo shi mian de yi jing ou tu lian lian , gan qing feng fu de yi jing xi xu yi pian , zhong ren jie bei zhe jing tian di , qi gui shen de biao bai er gan dong , fen fen hui wu zhe shou zhong de ji tui , wang qing de hu han zhe :“ o ! xia qu ba ! xia qu ba !!。。。”
  yi ping he shu huan jin jin de yi wei zhe , qi sheng shuo :“ wo men bu yao guan zhong ren shi su de yan guang , wo men bu yao bei ta men mei you xue rou de xin suo zuo you zou ! wo men rang ta men de xin yong yuan shou dao liang xin de qian ze , zou ! wo men li kai zhe mei you zheng yi , mei you gan qing de shi fei zhi di , yong bu zai lai !“ shuo zhe , ta men lan zhe bi ci de yao , yi yi zhong ying xiong te you de lin ran de jiao bu , zai shuang fang du zi gu gu de you jie zou de pei le xia , xiang wei xiang yi de zou le chu qu ……【原文】【汉音对照
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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   yi ping jiao ji de zhan zai ken de ji ming liang de chu chuang wai , xin ji ru fen de zhu shi zhe lai lai wang wang de ren qun , xiang nian zhe yue ta dao lai de shu huan ……    tai wan kan biao , shi jian yi jing shi 18:05 fen le , zhe ge yi guan shou shi de shu huan zen me huan mei you lai ! ta yi jing zheng zheng chi dao le wu fen zhong a ! zhe shi zi xiang shi yi lai cong lai mei you guo de shi qing , yi ping jin zhang de duo zhe bu zi , nao hai zhong shan xian chu yi mu mu yi wai de pian duan , yue xiang yue bu an , bu jin yan quan yi hong ……    zheng yu luo lei , yi zhen dong dong de jiao bu sheng you yuan er jin , tai tou yi kan , shi shu huan ! ta zheng qi chuan xu xu de xiang zhe li pao lai 。。。 shu huan zhang kai shuang bi , jin jin de bao zhu le yi ping ,“ o ! yi ping , dui bu qi , yuan liang wo , yuan liang wo wu xin de chi dao , gai si de ! wo ju ran rang ni zu zu deng le wo wu fen zhong !! zai xiang ni pao lai de zhe wu fen zhong li wo yi zhi zai shen shen de zi ze , ni yi ding hao jiao ji hao gu du hao nan guo hao wu zhu , wo qing ni , yuan liang wo 。 dou guai wo , zhong wu chi hai xian wei chang bu shi 。。。, lin zou ju ran wang ji dai wei sheng zhi , tian a ! dou shi yin wei wo ji yu jian dao ni ! suo yi 。。。 wo ju ran rang ni zai zhe li du zi ren shou ji mo he deng dai de tong ku , rang luo ri de zi wai xian fu she ni jiao nen de ji fu , kan ! ni fa ji zuo bian de zhe ge que ban , ming xian bi zuo tian shen le ! o , yi ping , wo hao nei jiu 。。。” shu huan shi jing chui da zhe zi ji de tou , fa chu lei gu yi yang de xiang sheng 。。。   “ bu ! bu yao !” yi ping gu bu de ca shi yan jiao ji jiang luo xia de lei shui , yi ba lan zhu shu huan , ta ba shou zhi cha jin shu huan de nong fa , jin jin de lan zhe ta de tou , jiu xiang lan zhe yi ge gang da sui ren jia bo li de hou hui de hai zi 。。。“ shu huan , wo xiang ni ! wo bu guai ni ! zai zhe duan duan de wu fen zhong li , wo cai zhi dao wo shi duo me de ai ni , ting ! wo de xin tiao sheng , na shi wei ni deng dai de sheng yin ! zhi yao ni neng an quan de lai , ji shi wo deng ni liu fen zhong , qi fen zhong , ba fen zhong , zhi yao bu shi shi fen zhong ! wo ye wu yuan wu hui ! o , shu huan , ni shou le , shou de hao cang bai , hao ke lian , hao qiao cui , ru guo wo mei you cai cuo de hua , ni yi ding bu zhi diao le 500 ke de ti chong ! ni zen me hui na me bu xiao xin , zen me hui chi dao wei chang bu shi , wei le qing zhu ni neng ping an de dao lai , wei le shi ni qiao cui de mian pang hui fu wang ri de shen cai , lai , rang wo men , dao KFC hen hen de chi dian dong xi ba !”    shu huan gan dong de la zhe yi ping rou ruo wu gu de xiao shou , yu yi ping si mu xiang dui de zou jin le KFC。 yi ping kan zhe shu huan de yan jing , lue dai qian yi de shuo “ shu huan , sui ran wo hen bu she de , dan shi wo bu de bu shuo , wo yao li kai ni ji fen zhong , wo xiang qu xi shou jian qing xi yi xia wo zhan ran le lei hen de lian , ru guo ni bu jie yi , jiu qing ni du zi zai zuo wei shang deng wo hui lai , hao ma ?” shu huan lian ai de kan zhe yi ping de lian , yi yi bu she de shuo “ wo deng ni , deng ni hui lai 。 lu tu yao yuan , ni yao xiang zuo zou liang mi , zai xiang you guai 3 mi , ran hou xiang qian 4 bu zou , jiu dao le , na li di mian shi hua , qian wan bie yin wei fen shen xiang wo er shuai dao , ru guo ni mi le lu , yi ding ji de CALL wo , wo hui xiang yi zhi xun jie de bao zi yi yang xiang ni chong qu !” shuo zhe , yi ping dui shu huan wan er yi xiao , zhuan shen li qu 。    shu huan yao le liang ge mai la ji tui han bao , yi dai shu tiao he liang bei ke le , xuan le ge qing jing de jiao luo , yi bian kan zhe chuang wai de feng jing , yi bian he zhe ke le , deng zhe yi ping hui lai 。。。    hu ran , yi zhen qing wei de chou qi sheng chuan lai , tai yan yi kan , yi ping cu zhe mei tou , liang xing qing lei zheng cong ta na yi tan shen shui zhong hua luo 。“ yi ping ! ni zen me le ? shen me shi qing rang ni ru ci shang xin , ru ci nan guo , ru guo wo zuo cuo le shen me , jiu qing ni ze fa wo ba , zhi yao , ni neng gao su wo , yuan yuan ben ben de gao su wo !” shu huan yi ba jiang yi ping an dao zuo wei shang , shi jing yao zhe ta chan dou de jian pang ,“ wo qing ni , gao su wo , shui qi fu le ni ?”    yi ping ding ding de kan zhe na ji tui han bao , yan guang you you , ren bu zhu you you lei zhu zhui luo , ta zhi zhe na san fa zhe xiang wei de han bao , geng yan de shuo :“ shu huan , wo kan jian le ! wo cai dao le ! na yi ding shi chuan shuo zhong KFC zui mei wei de ji tui han bao , ke shi , yi kan jian ta , kan jian na bei zha de jin huang de ji tui , ni ke zhi dao , wo jiu fang fo kan jian na yi zhi zhi ke ai de mao rong rong de xiao ji chu , ta men yao yao bai bai de gen sui zai lao mu ji de shen hou , ta men yao yao bai bai de zai sa zhe xiao mi de di shang san bu , ta men zeng jing guo zhe na me xing fu mei hao de ri zi , wo wo 。。。” you you yi chuan lei zhu hua luo ,“ ni zen me na me can ren , na me wu qing , na me bu dong wo de xin , zeng jing wo huan yi wei ni shi wo yi sheng de zhi ji , ni ju ran ren xin kan jian ta men na jiao xiao de sheng ming can zao sha lu , ju ran wu dong yu zhong de kan zhe ta men bei bai shang can zhuo , ju ran yong zhe yang xue xing de dong xi shi tu xie du wo de wei ! wo ning ke ji e de si qu , wo ning ke ren shou rou ti shang de tong ku , wo ye bu neng shou dao wo liang xin shang de qian ze 。 wo ning ke chi wu wei de tu dou , la jiao , sheng cai , huang gua han bao , wo yao bu yao ba ta can ren de tun diao !”    shu huan dai dai de ting zhe , xin tou si xu fan teng ,“ yi ping , ni jiao wo zen me neng bu ai ni , ni jiao wo zen me neng bu xiang , ni de shan liang , ni de chun jie , ni de wei da , ni de xiang sheng mu ma li ya de ai xin , shi ke bian ta zhe wo , rang wo kan qing wo zi shen hei an de yi mian 。 wo zhen xiang sha le wo zi ji , wo zhen xiang zai wo de xin wo shang hua shang yi dao , kan ta liu tang de huan shi bu shi hong se de xue ye ! wo bu jin mei you neng li zu zhi zhe chang ri fu yi ri de sha lu , wo ju ran huan xiang yong ta lai dian wu ni chong man ai de xin ling ! shang cang zen me hui ru ci chui qing wo , ba zhe yang de ni ci yu wo , ni de gao shang de pin zhi rang wo wu di zi rong , rang wo bei wei de ling hun shou dao le yi ci xi li , geng rang wo fa zi fei fu de ai ni !”    shu huan gu bu de zhong ren jing yi de yan shen , hu de gui dao zai yi ping mian qian , ta de yan jing shi run le , ta hen hen de da le zi ji yi ge zui ba , yong chan hui de yu qi ken qiu zhe :“ wo ! shu heng , cong ci yi hou , jiang yong bu zai chi ji tui , niu tui , yang tui , shen zhi shi gou tui han bao , ru guo ba wo de zhe ju cheng nuo xian ding yi ge bao zhi qi de hua , na jiang shi yi wan miao ! jiu rang zhe suo you de shu tiao he ke le wei wo zuo zheng ba !”    shu huan yong chan dou de shou , xiao xin de ca shi zhe yi ping lian shang de lei shui , gan shou zhe ta lue wei huan jie de qing xu , yong gao kang de sheng yin hu han zhe :“ yi ping , wo cong lai mei you qiu guo ni , zhe ci wo qiu qiu ni , yuan liang wo ! jiu qiu ni yuan liang wo hao ma ? ru guo ni bu da ying , wo jiu zai zhe li chang gui bu qi , yi zhi dao da yang 。。。 huan you 10 fen zhong le 。。。” yi ping ting le shu huan de hua yu , xin chao peng pai , duo hao de yi ge zhi cuo jiu gai de hao tong zhi a ! ta han lei jiang shu huan la qi , wen zhe ta yan jiao de yi di lei shui ,“ jiao wo zen me neng ren xin kan ni ren shou di ban de bing leng , jiao wo zen me ren xin ning wang ni na chan hui de mu guang , jiao wo zen me neng gou bu yi wo de bi sheng lai bao da ni dui wo de li jie , ni fang qi le zhe me duo mei wei , ning ke yu yi hou yu wo yi qi chi zhai fan , jiao wo zen me neng bu yuan liang wo , ru guo wo bu yuan liang ni , wo jiu wu fa yuan liang wo zi ji ! shu huan , wo yao xiang zhe li suo you de ren xuan bu ! wo ---- yuan --- liang ---- ni !”    shuo zhe , ta men wang qing de yong bao zai yi qi 。。。。 zhi ting de he cai sheng yi pian , shao shu mei jian guo shi mian de yi jing ou tu lian lian , gan qing feng fu de yi jing xi xu yi pian , zhong ren jie bei zhe jing tian di , qi gui shen de biao bai er gan dong , fen fen hui wu zhe shou zhong de ji tui , wang qing de hu han zhe :“ o ! xia qu ba ! xia qu ba !!。。。”    yi ping he shu huan jin jin de yi wei zhe , qi sheng shuo :“ wo men bu yao guan zhong ren shi su de yan guang , wo men bu yao bei ta men mei you xue rou de xin suo zuo you zou ! wo men rang ta men de xin yong yuan shou dao liang xin de qian ze , zou ! wo men li kai zhe mei you zheng yi , mei you gan qing de shi fei zhi di , yong bu zai lai !“ shuo zhe , ta men lan zhe bi ci de yao , yi yi zhong ying xiong te you de lin ran de jiao bu , zai shuang fang du zi gu gu de you jie zou de pei le xia , xiang wei xiang yi de zou le chu qu ……
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