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bao xiao :24 miao jin gong gui ze

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本文为【爆笑:24秒进攻规则】的拼音翻译版
  NBA bi sai zhong you tiao da jia dou shu xi de gui ding : fan shi na dao qiu de ren ,24 miao nei yi ding yao chu shou , ta yuan yu 1950 nian yi chang hao cheng you shi yi lai zui wu liao de bi sai , zhu jiao ju ran shi wo men ji jiang kan dao de jin nian zong jue sai de liang wei , hu ren dui gen huo sai ! dang shi mei you xian shi chu shou de gui ding , suo yi ren he yi ming qiu yuan zhi yao gao xing zhi yao qiu bu bei qiang zou , mei you chu jie , na ni zen me yun jiu mei ren guan de zhe , yin ci , zai 1950 nian mou ge yue hei feng gao de wan shang , xiao sou feng feng di chui zhe , mian dui dang shi ba wang long ji bie ji qi kong bu he shao er bu yi de hu ren dui , huo sai jiao lian tuan zai geng yi shi xia da le yi xiang ji fu chuang zao li de “48 fen zhong huan you zhan shu ”: ni men zhe xie ass zhi yao na dao qiu jiu yun , mao zu le jing di yun , qi ta si ge ren yao zhan shu xing de pao dong he dang chai yi rang yun qiu de zhe wei huo de zui jia de yun qiu lu xian ,nnd bu yun cheng jian zhou yan jiu bu zhun ba qiu chuan chu qu , yu shi zai man chang zhu mu zhi xia you shi yi lai zui neng cui mian de NBA bi sai kai shi le 。 xian chang jie shuo yuan A: huo sai nan zi lan qiu dui 4 hao jiang qiu dai dao qian chang ,4 hao qiu yuan shi … wo lai kan kan shu ju …( di tou chen yin he fan kan shu ju ing) xian chang jie shuo yuan B jie hua tou shuo : zhe ci ta yao cai qu shen me yang de jin gong zhan shu ne ? ta ba qiu yun dao le qian chang zuo ce , ta ba qiu you yun dao le you ce , hao xiang zai zhao zui jia de gong ji wei zhi … ta you ba qiu yun dao le zuo ce … ta you ba qiu yun dao le you ce … zuo ce … you ce …( xing fen zhuang ) ta tu jin qu le !!!——… ta you ba qiu yun dao le zuo ce …. you ce …zzz…zzz…
  di yi jie jie shu de shi hou gong ji li qi ma you 300 wan de hu ren dui ju ran zhi de le 7 fen , er huo sai dao shi chen zhe hu ren fang shou dui yuan hu hu de shi hou tou xi cheng gong de le 8 fen 。 bu guo jiao lian dui zhe zhong tou xi ji wei bu chi , zai jie jian xiu xi de shi hou da fa lei ting : ni ni ni ni gei wo guo lai ! xiao shen me xiao ? ni tou jin liang qiu hen de yi me ? wo rang ni tou le me ? wo rang ni tou le me ? wo gei ni men de zhi shi shi rang ni men yun qiu , ju ran bu ting wo de zhi hui ? yao shi zai zao 8 nian , wo jiu yi qiang beng le ni ya de !
  yu shi hou mian de bi sai zhong jiang shi geng jia mai li de yun a , yun a , yun a … yun a , yun a , yun a …ZZZ..ZZZ, yi zhi yu zai zhong chang luo xiang de shi hou xian chang bi xu xiang qi guang bo :“ ben chang bi sai yi jing jie shu ,wake up! Wake up! ke yi gai gan ma gan ma qu le ” guan zhong men cai cong han meng zhong xing lai , bing ba shou zhong suo you neng xian de shen zhi bao kuo yi zi dou xian gei le yi 19 bi 18 ying le hu ren de huo sai qiu yuan 。
  sai hou yang yang de yi de huo sai jiao lian zai jie shou cai fang shi shuo :“ an men tou bu guo yin jia , lan ban qiang bu guo yin jia , fang shou ou men you mo you lan bi er you mo you ben hua lai shi fang bu zhu yin jia , na zhi sheng xia yi tiao lu le , jiu shi bu ba qiu gei gai si de hu ren , heng heng , jiang zi ta men mo you qiu zong bu neng ying ou men le ma ”。 kan lai “ wo tou bu jin ye bu rang ni tou jin ” que shi shi huo sai de yi xiang guang rong chuan tong a ! wu shi ji nian guo qu le ju ran zhe xiang chuan tong yi zhi dou zai fa yang guang da , guang da …
  dang shi NBA lao ban shi hou zhua kuang di shuo : wo tmd yao shi rang zhe zhong shi qing zai fa sheng , jiu rang wo er zi mu jj! yu shi wo men jiu you le 24 miao jin gong de gui ze 。【原文】【汉音对照
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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  NBA bi sai zhong you tiao da jia dou shu xi de gui ding : fan shi na dao qiu de ren ,24 miao nei yi ding yao chu shou , ta yuan yu 1950 nian yi chang hao cheng you shi yi lai zui wu liao de bi sai , zhu jiao ju ran shi wo men ji jiang kan dao de jin nian zong jue sai de liang wei , hu ren dui gen huo sai ! dang shi mei you xian shi chu shou de gui ding , suo yi ren he yi ming qiu yuan zhi yao gao xing zhi yao qiu bu bei qiang zou , mei you chu jie , na ni zen me yun jiu mei ren guan de zhe , yin ci , zai 1950 nian mou ge yue hei feng gao de wan shang , xiao sou feng feng di chui zhe , mian dui dang shi ba wang long ji bie ji qi kong bu he shao er bu yi de hu ren dui , huo sai jiao lian tuan zai geng yi shi xia da le yi xiang ji fu chuang zao li de “48 fen zhong huan you zhan shu ”: ni men zhe xie ass zhi yao na dao qiu jiu yun , mao zu le jing di yun , qi ta si ge ren yao zhan shu xing de pao dong he dang chai yi rang yun qiu de zhe wei huo de zui jia de yun qiu lu xian ,nnd bu yun cheng jian zhou yan jiu bu zhun ba qiu chuan chu qu , yu shi zai man chang zhu mu zhi xia you shi yi lai zui neng cui mian de NBA bi sai kai shi le 。 xian chang jie shuo yuan A: huo sai nan zi lan qiu dui 4 hao jiang qiu dai dao qian chang ,4 hao qiu yuan shi … wo lai kan kan shu ju …( di tou chen yin he fan kan shu ju ing) xian chang jie shuo yuan B jie hua tou shuo : zhe ci ta yao cai qu shen me yang de jin gong zhan shu ne ? ta ba qiu yun dao le qian chang zuo ce , ta ba qiu you yun dao le you ce , hao xiang zai zhao zui jia de gong ji wei zhi … ta you ba qiu yun dao le zuo ce … ta you ba qiu yun dao le you ce … zuo ce … you ce …( xing fen zhuang ) ta tu jin qu le !!!——… ta you ba qiu yun dao le zuo ce …. you ce …zzz…zzz…    di yi jie jie shu de shi hou gong ji li qi ma you 300 wan de hu ren dui ju ran zhi de le 7 fen , er huo sai dao shi chen zhe hu ren fang shou dui yuan hu hu de shi hou tou xi cheng gong de le 8 fen 。 bu guo jiao lian dui zhe zhong tou xi ji wei bu chi , zai jie jian xiu xi de shi hou da fa lei ting : ni ni ni ni gei wo guo lai ! xiao shen me xiao ? ni tou jin liang qiu hen de yi me ? wo rang ni tou le me ? wo rang ni tou le me ? wo gei ni men de zhi shi shi rang ni men yun qiu , ju ran bu ting wo de zhi hui ? yao shi zai zao 8 nian , wo jiu yi qiang beng le ni ya de !    yu shi hou mian de bi sai zhong jiang shi geng jia mai li de yun a , yun a , yun a … yun a , yun a , yun a …ZZZ..ZZZ, yi zhi yu zai zhong chang luo xiang de shi hou xian chang bi xu xiang qi guang bo :“ ben chang bi sai yi jing jie shu ,wake up! Wake up! ke yi gai gan ma gan ma qu le ” guan zhong men cai cong han meng zhong xing lai , bing ba shou zhong suo you neng xian de shen zhi bao kuo yi zi dou xian gei le yi 19 bi 18 ying le hu ren de huo sai qiu yuan 。    sai hou yang yang de yi de huo sai jiao lian zai jie shou cai fang shi shuo :“ an men tou bu guo yin jia , lan ban qiang bu guo yin jia , fang shou ou men you mo you lan bi er you mo you ben hua lai shi fang bu zhu yin jia , na zhi sheng xia yi tiao lu le , jiu shi bu ba qiu gei gai si de hu ren , heng heng , jiang zi ta men mo you qiu zong bu neng ying ou men le ma ”。 kan lai “ wo tou bu jin ye bu rang ni tou jin ” que shi shi huo sai de yi xiang guang rong chuan tong a ! wu shi ji nian guo qu le ju ran zhe xiang chuan tong yi zhi dou zai fa yang guang da , guang da …    dang shi NBA lao ban shi hou zhua kuang di shuo : wo tmd yao shi rang zhe zhong shi qing zai fa sheng , jiu rang wo er zi mu jj! yu shi wo men jiu you le 24 miao jin gong de gui ze 。
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