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本文为【网络上九大最残忍的笑话】的拼音翻译版
  can ren du pai ming di jiu : dian xing
  jian lao li , yi wei si xing fan jiao zao bu an . yi wei hao xin de kan shou dui ta shuo :“ bie pa , dian liu hen qiang , ye jiu yi zha yan de gong fu , si hao mei you tong ku de .“ zhe shi , cong xing chang na bian chuan lai can jiao sheng .“ shen me sheng yin ?“ si xing fan zhan zhan jing jing di wen .“ wo ye bu zhi dao .“ kan shou shuo zhe jiu qu xing chang kan ge jiu jing .“ mei shen me , gan shang ting dian le , zhi hao yong la zhu .“ kan shou hui lai hou ruo wu qi shi di shuo .
  ping lun : jiu you zi qu , zui you ying de . you mo ping ji :****
  can ren du pai ming di ba : TJJTDS de you lai
  you san ge ren dao fei zhou tan xian , bu xiao xin tou kan dao le yi wei qiu chang de nv er zai xi zao 。 bei zhua hou , qiu chang wen di yi ge ren xiang si huan shi xiang bei tan **, ta dang ran hui da shuo tan **。 yu shi bei la xia qu tjj50 xia , can jiao ......。 you wen di er ge ren xiang si huan shi xiang bei tan **, ta you shu le yi xia , hao si bu ru lai huo , ta ye xuan ze le tan **, yu shi bei la xia qu tjj100 xia , ji qi ci er kong bu de can jiao , bei tuo hui lai yi jing yan yan yi xi , er qie jj hao xiang yi jing wan quan fei le 。 you wen di san ge ren , xiang si huan shi xiang bei tan **。 ta you shu ban tian , kan kan ta men liang ge ru ci tong ku , er qie dong xi ye huai le , jiao de xuan si ye xu hui chu xian qi ji , qi ma mei you na me tong ku a , suo yi jiu zhuang lie de hui da shuo : si 。 yu shi qiu chang shuo :“ la xia qu , tan ** tan dao si 。“
  ping lun : gu zhu yi zhi , yuan du fu shu . you mo ping ji :**
  can ren du pai ming di qi : lie wu de chu zhi
  shi ren zu fu zi da lie , qi zi qin yi shou zi , qi fu yue : mei rou , fang dao hu li qu da yu xia ! qi zi you qin yi pang zi , qi fu yue : fang , tai ni , pou kai shai gan , dong tian zuo pi ao ! qi zi you qin yi mei nv , qi fu yue : dai hui jia , wan shang ba ni ma chi le !
  ping lun : huang man meng mei , she xie xin chang . you mo ping ji :***
  can ren du pai ming di liu : mei you jing zheng dui shou de sheng huo shi yi zhong xing fu
  yi tian ,Microsoft, Lotus, Novell san jia gong si de xiao shou jing li xiang yue bi shi qiang fa .
  shou xian shang chang de shi Microsoft. ta yi kou qi guan xia liang ping jia shi bo , sui shou yi yang , liang ge ping zi fei shang tian kong , zhi ting “ ping ! ping !“ liang sheng qiang xiang , ping zi bei da de fen sui ,“NT bian di kai hua ,Sales qing song xie yi !“
  Lotus xiao shou jing li ye bu shi ruo , liang ping XO xia du , xuan ni shi qu xian ling long de ping zi liang qiang gao ding ..“ ruan jian suo xiang pi mi , lian hua kai bian quan qiu !“
  ya zhou chu chang de Novell xiao shou jing li zai yu men yu men de he le liang ping er guo tou hou , pi bei bu kan de pao qi liang ge ping zi , chan chan wei wei de ju qi qiang ,
  liang qiang xiang guo ------------------------Microsoft he Novell de xiao shou jing li ying sheng dao xia .Novell de xiao shou jing li zhe cai huan huan tu chu yi ju hua :
  “ mei you jing zheng dui shou de sheng huo shi yi zhong xing fu 。“
  ping lun : si xiao chang zhuo mu , wan huo bi zi fen 。 you mo ping ji :***
  can ren du pai ming di wu : GDP de gu shi
  you liang ge fei chang cong ming de jing ji xue tian cai qing nian , ta men jing chang wei yi xie gao shen de jing ji xue li lun zheng bian bu xiu 。 yi tian fan hou qu san bu , wei le mou ge shu xue mo xing de zheng ming liang wei jie chu qing nian you zheng le qi lai , zheng zai nan fen gao xia de shi hou , tu ran fa xian qian mian de cao di shang you yi dui gou shi 。 jia jiu dui yi shuo , ru guo ni neng ba ta chi xia qu , wo yuan yi chu wu qian wan 。 wu qian wan de you huo ke zhen bu xiao , chi huan shi bu chi ne ? yi tao chu zhi bi , jin xing le jing que de shu xue ji suan , hen kuai de chu
  le jing ji xue shang de zui you jie : chi ! yu shi jia sun shi le wu qian wan , dang ran , yi de zhe dun jia can chi de ye bing bu qing song 。
  liang ge ren ji xu san bu , tu ran you fa xian yi dui gou shi , zhe shi hou yi kai shi ju lie de fan wei , er jia ye you dian xin teng gang cai hua diao de wu qian wan le 。 yu shi yi shuo , ni ba ta chi xia qu , wo ye gei ni wu qian wan 。 yu shi , bu tong de ji suan fang fa , xiang tong de ji suan jie guo —— chi ! jia xin man yi zu de shou hui le wu qian wan , er yi si hu ye zhao dao le yi dian xin li ping heng 。
  ke tu ran , tian cai men tong shi hao tao da ku : nao le ban tian wo men shen me ye mei you de dao , que bai bai de chi le liang dui gou shi ! ta men zen me ye xiang bu tong , zhi hao qu qing ta men de dao shi , yi wei zhu ming de jing ji xue tai dou gei chu jie shi 。
  ting le liang wei gao zu de gu shi , mei xiang dao tai dou ye hao tao da ku qi lai 。 hao rong yi deng qing xu wen ding le yi dian , zhi jian tai dou chan wei wei de ju qi yi gen shou zhi tou , wu bi ji dong di shuo :“1 ge yi a !1 ge yi a ! wo qin ai de tong xue , wo dai biao zu guo he ren min gan xie ni men , ni men jin jin chi le liang dui gou shi , jiu wei guo jia de GDP gong xian le 1 ge yi de chan zhi !“
  ping lun : yi qi hun hun , shi ren zhao zhao . you mo ping ji :*****
  can ren du pai ming di si : you mo dao di
  yi fu nv zai ta zhang fu de mu bei shang xie dao :“ zhong yu ying le “
  ping lun : da qi wan cheng , wa fou yi jiu . you mo ping ji :*****
  can ren du pai ming di san : zen me ban
  fu qin dai zhe xiao er zi zai dong wu yuan li de lao hu long qian 。
  fu qin xiang er zi jiang shu lao hu you duo me can bao 、 xiong meng , er zi mian rong yan su di yong xin qing ting 。
  “ ba ba ,“ er zi zui zhong shuo dao ,“ ru guo lao hu chong chu long zi bing qie yao ba ni gei chi le ...“
  “ na , na ...... zen me ban , er zi ?“ fu qin man fu qi dai di wen 。
  “ na me , wo gai cheng na lu gong gong qi che hui jia ?“ nan hai yang qi lian lai fan wen ta de fu qin 。
  ping lun : yan zhe wu xin , ting zhe you yi . you mo ping ji :*****
  can ren du pai ming di er : shen qi de zhu
  you yi tian , yi ge nan ren zou jin yi jia jiu ba , hou mian gen zhe yi zhi zhu 。。。。
  zhe zhi zhu de si zhi jiao dou mei le , huan cheng si gen mu gun dang zuo jia zhi 。。。
  dian li de jiu bao jiu wen zhe ge nan ren : ni de zhu zhen qi guai , ta wei shen me mei you jiao ?
  nan ren da dao : wo zhe zhi zhu ke shi hen li hai de , xiang dang chu wo men jia huan hen qiong , zhu zai cao wu li , jie guo zhe zhi zhu zai hou
  yuan xiu dong xiu xi shi , fa xian le shi you , rang wo fa le cai , gai le yang fang , you gai le you yong chi 。
  jiu bao jing ya de shuo bu chu hua lai , guo le yi hui you wen dao : dui le , na ta de jiao shi zen me hui shi ?
  nan ren shuo dao : ni zhi dao , wo zhe zhi zhu ke shi hen li hai de , you yi tian , wo wu sui de xiao hai du zi yi ren zai you yong chi li
  ni shui le , jie guo ta tiao jin you yong chi ba wo er zi diao le chu lai , huan bang ta zuo kou dui kou ren gong hu xi !
  jiu bao geng jing ya le , you wen : na ta de jiao zen me hui ?。。。。。
  nan ren kai shi you dian bu nai fan : wo shuo guo le , zhe shi yi zhi hen li hai de zhu , you yi tian ban ye wo men jia chu fang shi huo , ta
  yao xing quan bu de jia ren , bing du zi ba huo pu mie !!
  jiu bao : xian sheng ! wo shi wen ni ni de zhu wei shen me mei you jiao 。。。。
  nan ren yi lian bu yue de hui da : ru guo ni you yi zhi zhe me li hai de zhu ......
  ni hui yi ci ba ta chi wan ma ?
  ping lun : ming zhu an tou , yu ren bu shu . you mo ping ji :***
  can ren du pai ming di yi : chong yao de shi
  yi ren zao shang xing lai , fa xian qi zi si zai chuang shang 。 ta gan jin tiao qi lai , lian se cang bai 、 die die zhuang zhuang di ben xia lou ti da sheng han dao :“ a mei ! a mei !“
  nv yong hui da :“ xian sheng ! shen me shi ?“
  “ zao can de ji dan zhu yi ge jiu gou le !“【原文】【汉音对照
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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   can ren du pai ming di jiu : dian xing    jian lao li , yi wei si xing fan jiao zao bu an . yi wei hao xin de kan shou dui ta shuo :“ bie pa , dian liu hen qiang , ye jiu yi zha yan de gong fu , si hao mei you tong ku de .“ zhe shi , cong xing chang na bian chuan lai can jiao sheng .“ shen me sheng yin ?“ si xing fan zhan zhan jing jing di wen .“ wo ye bu zhi dao .“ kan shou shuo zhe jiu qu xing chang kan ge jiu jing .“ mei shen me , gan shang ting dian le , zhi hao yong la zhu .“ kan shou hui lai hou ruo wu qi shi di shuo .    ping lun : jiu you zi qu , zui you ying de . you mo ping ji :****    can ren du pai ming di ba : TJJTDS de you lai    you san ge ren dao fei zhou tan xian , bu xiao xin tou kan dao le yi wei qiu chang de nv er zai xi zao 。 bei zhua hou , qiu chang wen di yi ge ren xiang si huan shi xiang bei tan **, ta dang ran hui da shuo tan **。 yu shi bei la xia qu tjj50 xia , can jiao ......。 you wen di er ge ren xiang si huan shi xiang bei tan **, ta you shu le yi xia , hao si bu ru lai huo , ta ye xuan ze le tan **, yu shi bei la xia qu tjj100 xia , ji qi ci er kong bu de can jiao , bei tuo hui lai yi jing yan yan yi xi , er qie jj hao xiang yi jing wan quan fei le 。 you wen di san ge ren , xiang si huan shi xiang bei tan **。 ta you shu ban tian , kan kan ta men liang ge ru ci tong ku , er qie dong xi ye huai le , jiao de xuan si ye xu hui chu xian qi ji , qi ma mei you na me tong ku a , suo yi jiu zhuang lie de hui da shuo : si 。 yu shi qiu chang shuo :“ la xia qu , tan ** tan dao si 。“    ping lun : gu zhu yi zhi , yuan du fu shu . you mo ping ji :**    can ren du pai ming di qi : lie wu de chu zhi    shi ren zu fu zi da lie , qi zi qin yi shou zi , qi fu yue : mei rou , fang dao hu li qu da yu xia ! qi zi you qin yi pang zi , qi fu yue : fang , tai ni , pou kai shai gan , dong tian zuo pi ao ! qi zi you qin yi mei nv , qi fu yue : dai hui jia , wan shang ba ni ma chi le !    ping lun : huang man meng mei , she xie xin chang . you mo ping ji :***    can ren du pai ming di liu : mei you jing zheng dui shou de sheng huo shi yi zhong xing fu    yi tian ,Microsoft, Lotus, Novell san jia gong si de xiao shou jing li xiang yue bi shi qiang fa .    shou xian shang chang de shi Microsoft. ta yi kou qi guan xia liang ping jia shi bo , sui shou yi yang , liang ge ping zi fei shang tian kong , zhi ting “ ping ! ping !“ liang sheng qiang xiang , ping zi bei da de fen sui ,“NT bian di kai hua ,Sales qing song xie yi !“   Lotus xiao shou jing li ye bu shi ruo , liang ping XO xia du , xuan ni shi qu xian ling long de ping zi liang qiang gao ding ..“ ruan jian suo xiang pi mi , lian hua kai bian quan qiu !“    ya zhou chu chang de Novell xiao shou jing li zai yu men yu men de he le liang ping er guo tou hou , pi bei bu kan de pao qi liang ge ping zi , chan chan wei wei de ju qi qiang ,    liang qiang xiang guo ------------------------Microsoft he Novell de xiao shou jing li ying sheng dao xia .Novell de xiao shou jing li zhe cai huan huan tu chu yi ju hua :   “ mei you jing zheng dui shou de sheng huo shi yi zhong xing fu 。“    ping lun : si xiao chang zhuo mu , wan huo bi zi fen 。 you mo ping ji :***    can ren du pai ming di wu : GDP de gu shi    you liang ge fei chang cong ming de jing ji xue tian cai qing nian , ta men jing chang wei yi xie gao shen de jing ji xue li lun zheng bian bu xiu 。 yi tian fan hou qu san bu , wei le mou ge shu xue mo xing de zheng ming liang wei jie chu qing nian you zheng le qi lai , zheng zai nan fen gao xia de shi hou , tu ran fa xian qian mian de cao di shang you yi dui gou shi 。 jia jiu dui yi shuo , ru guo ni neng ba ta chi xia qu , wo yuan yi chu wu qian wan 。 wu qian wan de you huo ke zhen bu xiao , chi huan shi bu chi ne ? yi tao chu zhi bi , jin xing le jing que de shu xue ji suan , hen kuai de chu    le jing ji xue shang de zui you jie : chi ! yu shi jia sun shi le wu qian wan , dang ran , yi de zhe dun jia can chi de ye bing bu qing song 。    liang ge ren ji xu san bu , tu ran you fa xian yi dui gou shi , zhe shi hou yi kai shi ju lie de fan wei , er jia ye you dian xin teng gang cai hua diao de wu qian wan le 。 yu shi yi shuo , ni ba ta chi xia qu , wo ye gei ni wu qian wan 。 yu shi , bu tong de ji suan fang fa , xiang tong de ji suan jie guo —— chi ! jia xin man yi zu de shou hui le wu qian wan , er yi si hu ye zhao dao le yi dian xin li ping heng 。    ke tu ran , tian cai men tong shi hao tao da ku : nao le ban tian wo men shen me ye mei you de dao , que bai bai de chi le liang dui gou shi ! ta men zen me ye xiang bu tong , zhi hao qu qing ta men de dao shi , yi wei zhu ming de jing ji xue tai dou gei chu jie shi 。    ting le liang wei gao zu de gu shi , mei xiang dao tai dou ye hao tao da ku qi lai 。 hao rong yi deng qing xu wen ding le yi dian , zhi jian tai dou chan wei wei de ju qi yi gen shou zhi tou , wu bi ji dong di shuo :“1 ge yi a !1 ge yi a ! wo qin ai de tong xue , wo dai biao zu guo he ren min gan xie ni men , ni men jin jin chi le liang dui gou shi , jiu wei guo jia de GDP gong xian le 1 ge yi de chan zhi !“    ping lun : yi qi hun hun , shi ren zhao zhao . you mo ping ji :*****    can ren du pai ming di si : you mo dao di    yi fu nv zai ta zhang fu de mu bei shang xie dao :“ zhong yu ying le “    ping lun : da qi wan cheng , wa fou yi jiu . you mo ping ji :*****    can ren du pai ming di san : zen me ban    fu qin dai zhe xiao er zi zai dong wu yuan li de lao hu long qian 。    fu qin xiang er zi jiang shu lao hu you duo me can bao 、 xiong meng , er zi mian rong yan su di yong xin qing ting 。   “ ba ba ,“ er zi zui zhong shuo dao ,“ ru guo lao hu chong chu long zi bing qie yao ba ni gei chi le ...“   “ na , na ...... zen me ban , er zi ?“ fu qin man fu qi dai di wen 。   “ na me , wo gai cheng na lu gong gong qi che hui jia ?“ nan hai yang qi lian lai fan wen ta de fu qin 。    ping lun : yan zhe wu xin , ting zhe you yi . you mo ping ji :*****    can ren du pai ming di er : shen qi de zhu    you yi tian , yi ge nan ren zou jin yi jia jiu ba , hou mian gen zhe yi zhi zhu 。。。。    zhe zhi zhu de si zhi jiao dou mei le , huan cheng si gen mu gun dang zuo jia zhi 。。。    dian li de jiu bao jiu wen zhe ge nan ren : ni de zhu zhen qi guai , ta wei shen me mei you jiao ?    nan ren da dao : wo zhe zhi zhu ke shi hen li hai de , xiang dang chu wo men jia huan hen qiong , zhu zai cao wu li , jie guo zhe zhi zhu zai hou    yuan xiu dong xiu xi shi , fa xian le shi you , rang wo fa le cai , gai le yang fang , you gai le you yong chi 。    jiu bao jing ya de shuo bu chu hua lai , guo le yi hui you wen dao : dui le , na ta de jiao shi zen me hui shi ?    nan ren shuo dao : ni zhi dao , wo zhe zhi zhu ke shi hen li hai de , you yi tian , wo wu sui de xiao hai du zi yi ren zai you yong chi li    ni shui le , jie guo ta tiao jin you yong chi ba wo er zi diao le chu lai , huan bang ta zuo kou dui kou ren gong hu xi !    jiu bao geng jing ya le , you wen : na ta de jiao zen me hui ?。。。。。    nan ren kai shi you dian bu nai fan : wo shuo guo le , zhe shi yi zhi hen li hai de zhu , you yi tian ban ye wo men jia chu fang shi huo , ta    yao xing quan bu de jia ren , bing du zi ba huo pu mie !!    jiu bao : xian sheng ! wo shi wen ni ni de zhu wei shen me mei you jiao 。。。。    nan ren yi lian bu yue de hui da : ru guo ni you yi zhi zhe me li hai de zhu ......    ni hui yi ci ba ta chi wan ma ?    ping lun : ming zhu an tou , yu ren bu shu . you mo ping ji :***    can ren du pai ming di yi : chong yao de shi    yi ren zao shang xing lai , fa xian qi zi si zai chuang shang 。 ta gan jin tiao qi lai , lian se cang bai 、 die die zhuang zhuang di ben xia lou ti da sheng han dao :“ a mei ! a mei !“    nv yong hui da :“ xian sheng ! shen me shi ?“   “ zao can de ji dan zhu yi ge jiu gou le !“
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