1、[关guan羽yu]:一yi次ci夜ye间jian敌di军jun来lai袭xi,关guan羽yu从cong床chuang上shang爬pa起qi骑qi马ma出chu去qu应ying战zhan,力li斩zhan敌di军jun将jiang领ling华hua雄xiong回hui来lai后hou,见jian张zhang飞fei摸mo着zhe他ta的de被bei窝wo说shuo:“二er哥ge好hao身shen手shou,此ci尿niao尚shang温wen!”(从cong此ci关guan羽yu脸lian被bei羞xiu红hong了le。)
2、[曹cao操cao]:用yong尿niao过guo的de被bei单dan将jiang早zao上shang给gei他ta叠die被bei的de人ren活huo活huo勒le死si,道dao:“宁ning让rang我wo负fu天tian下xia人ren,勿wu让rang天tian下xia人ren负fu我wo!”
3、[诸zhu葛ge亮liang]:早zao上shang见jian周zhou瑜yu站zhan在zai他ta床chuang前qian看kan,大da惊jing失shi色se,忙mang走zou过guo去qu,用yong扇shan子zi一yi顿dun狂kuang扇shan,然ran后hou眼yan珠zhu一yi转zhuan,微wei微wei笑xiao道dao:“周zhou将jiang军jun,此ci乃nai一yi张zhang作zuo战zhan草cao图tu而er以yi,长chang江jiang以yi北bei为wei曹cao操cao,长chang江jiang以yi南nan为wei孙sun权quan”
4、[刘liu备bei]:起qi床chuang后hou,发fa现xian尿niao床chuang了le,恰qia好hao众zhong将jiang又you都dou在zai床chuang边bian,忙mang拽zhuai过guo床chuang单dan捂wu住zhu自zi己ji的de脸lian,然ran后hou嚎hao啕tao大da哭ku道dao:“众zhong将jiang军jun日ri夜ye操cao劳lao,备bei心xin不bu忍ren呀ya”!一yi边bian哭ku一yi边bian把ba床chuang单dan拧ning干gan。
水shui浒hu人ren物wu
1、[菜cai园yuan子zi张zhang青qing]:对dui孙sun二er娘niang说shuo:“老lao婆po,你ni把ba我wo床chuang单dan弄nong哪na儿er去qu了le”??孙sun二er娘niang悄qiao声sheng道dao:“你ni这zhe床chuang单dan都dou尿niao透tou了le,我wo把ba它ta往wang酒jiu坛tan子zi里li拧ning一yi拧ning”!
2、[及ji时shi雨yu宋song江jiang]:使shi出chu崩beng溃kui战zhan术shu,当dang着zhe众zhong人ren的de面mian,急ji忙mang把ba尿niao过guo的de床chuang单dan披pi到dao身shen上shang,放fang声sheng傻sha笑xiao,让rang别bie人ren认ren为wei自zi己ji是shi疯feng子zi。
3、[行xing者zhe武wu松song]:武wu二er郎lang做zuo人ren就jiu是shi光guang明ming磊lei落luo,直zhi接jie把ba床chuang单dan贴tie到dao墙qiang上shang,写xie上shang“尿niao炕kang者zhe,打da虎hu武wu松song也ye”!
4、[花hua和he尚shang鲁lu智zhi深shen]:在zai菜cai园yuan子zi午wu睡shui的de时shi候hou尿niao炕kang了le,为wei了le顾gu全quan自zi己ji的de面mian子zi,只zhi好hao编bian瞎xia话hua,对dui众zhong人ren说shuo:“这zhe可ke不bu是shi我wo的de鸟niao尿niao的de,是shi这zhe棵ke柳liu树shu上shang的de鸟niao尿niao的de”!说shuo完wan倒dao拔ba垂chui杨yang柳liu。
金jin庸yong人ren物wu
1、[东dong方fang不bu败bai]:任ren我wo行xing拿na着zhe一yi张zhang床chuang单dan,虎hu视shi眈chen眈chen的de看kan着zhe东dong方fang不bu败bai,问wen:“我wo这zhe葵kui花hua宝bao典dian的de字zi怎zen么me模mo糊hu了le”?
东dong方fang不bu败bai长chang叹tan一yi声sheng道dao:“**!又you他ta妈ma尿niao了le,我wo真zhen不bu争zheng气qi呀ya”!一yi气qi之zhi下xia,挥hui剑jian去qu之zhi。
2、[欧ou阳yang克ke]: 早zao上shang发fa现xian被bei窝wo里li凉liang飕sou飕sou的de,知zhi道dao自zi己ji尿niao炕kang了le,见jian欧ou阳yang峰feng正zheng在zai床chuang边bian等deng其qi练lian功gong,不bu好hao意yi思si出chu被bei窝wo,耗hao了le半ban个ge钟zhong头tou心xin生sheng一yi计ji,大da叫jiao:“叔shu叔shu,看kan我wo这zhe招zhao蛤ge蟆ma功gong是shi否fou标biao准zhun”,说shuo着zhe翻fan身shen起qi床chuang,四si肢zhi着zhe地di,把ba被bei子zi压ya在zai身shen下xia。
3、[段duan誉yu]:半ban夜ye尿niao炕kang象xiang喷pen泉quan似si的de,萧xiao峰feng被bei惊jing醒xing道dao:“三san弟di,你ni在zai做zuo甚shen”?段duan誉yu忙mang解jie释shi:“大da哥ge,没mei事shi儿er,我wo在zai练lian六liu脉mai神shen剑jian呢ne”!
4、[丁ding春chun秋qiu]:起qi床chuang时shi发fa现xian一yi群qun弟di子zi站zhan在zai床chuang前qian,举ju着zhe他ta昨zuo晚wan上shang尿niao过guo的de床chuang单dan,敲qiao锣luo打da鼓gu的de喊han:“星xing宿su老lao仙xian,法fa力li无wu边bian,尿niao炕kang水shui平ping,如ru日ri中zhong天tian”!
5、[灭mie绝jue师shi太tai]:先xian威wei逼bi,再zai利li诱you。先xian对dui周zhou芷zhi若ruo说shuo:“你ni给gei我wo发fa誓shi,不bu能neng把ba我wo作zuo晚wan上shang画hua地di图tu的de事shi儿er告gao诉su张zhang无wu忌ji,否fou则ze,将jiang来lai生sheng出chu来lai孩hai子zi男nan的de世shi代dai为wei奴nu,女nv的de世shi代dai为wei娼chang”!然ran后hou把ba掌zhang门men戒jie指zhi送song给gei周zhou芷zhi若ruo当dang封feng口kou费fei。
圣sheng斗dou士shi人ren物wu
1、[**座zuo沙sha加jia]:起qi床chuang时shi用yong鼻bi子zi嗅xiu了le嗅xiu被bei窝wo,大da惊jing失shi色se,见jian一yi辉hui、紫zi龙long、瞬shun等deng人ren已yi经jing闯chuang入ru**宫gong,急ji忙mang使shi出chu看kan家jia绝jue活huo“六liu道dao轮lun回hui”,先xian把ba几ji位wei的de五wu官guan功gong能neng给gei废fei了le!!
2、[水shui平ping座zuo卡ka妙miao]:异yi常chang冷leng静jing,暗an暗an使shi用yong“绝jue对dui零ling度du”,把ba棉mian被bei上shang的de尿niao给gei冻dong上shang了le!!然ran后hou一yi顿dun“钻zuan石shi星xing尘chen”把ba冰bing块kuai敲qiao碎sui。
3、[蛇she夫fu座zuo莎sha尔er拉la]:“糟zao糕gao,床chuang单dan被bei星xing矢shi看kan见jian了le,”一yi记ji“发fa电dian魔mo蛇she”把ba床chuang单dan挠nao的de稀xi烂lan,然ran后hou扑pu到dao星xing矢shi怀fu里li,哭ku道dao:“我wo们men女nv圣sheng斗dou矢shi的de床chuang单dan要yao是shi被bei男nan人ren看kan见jian了le,要yao么me就jiu杀sha了le他ta,要yao么me就jiu爱ai上shang他ta”!
4、[白bai羊yang座zuo穆mu先xian生sheng]:原yuan以yi为wei使shi用yong“水shui晶jing墙qiang壁bi”把ba入ru宫gong的de圣sheng斗dou士shi隔ge在zai外wai边bian可ke完wan事shi大da吉ji,可ke惜xi的de是shi错cuo把ba床chuang单dan当dang成cheng墙qiang壁bi给gei撑cheng起qi来lai了le。
5、[天tian龙long座zuo紫zi龙long]:羞xiu愧kui难nan当dang,低di声sheng道dao:“老lao师shi,对dui不bu起qi,我wo又you没mei控kong制zhi住zhu”!!童tong虎hu叹tan了le口kou气qi:“唉ai,紫zi龙long,还huan是shi不bu会hui活huo学xue活huo用yong啊a,你ni能neng让rang庐lu山shan大da瀑pu布bu倒dao流liu,为wei啥sha不bu能neng让rang尿niao倒dao流liu呢ne”!
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