有you些xie歌ge词ci,你ni永yong远yuan听ting不bu明ming白bai。
唱chang歌ge真zhen是shi高gao难nan度du的de运yun动dong!虽sui然ran像xiang周zhou杰jie伦lun那na样yang能neng把ba中zhong文wen唱chang的de像xiang英ying文wen的de,也ye是shi千qian年nian一yi遇yu的de人ren才cai,可ke在zai漫man长chang的de成cheng长chang岁sui月yue里li,总zong还huan有you一yi些xie歌ge词ci,让rang我wo们men生sheng出chu这zhe样yang那na样yang的de困kun惑huo——
1、小xiao时shi侯hou听ting《信xin天tian游you》:“我wo低di头tou,向xiang山shan沟gou”,总zong觉jiao得de是shi“我wo的de头tou,像xiang山shan沟gou”。
2、“千qian年nian等deng一yi回hui,等deng一yi回hui——”,有you人ren听ting成cheng:“千qian年nian的de女nv鬼gui,的de女nv鬼gui——”
3、当dang年nian综zong艺yi大da观guan的de结jie束shu曲qu:“再zai见jian,再zai见jian,相xiang会hui在zai彩cai屏ping前qian......”怎zen么me听ting都dou像xiang:“相xiang会hui在zai太tai平ping间jian......”后hou来lai估gu计ji是shi观guan众zhong意yi见jian太tai大da,改gai成cheng“相xiang会hui在zai掌zhang声sheng里li”了le。
4、记ji得de米mi老lao鼠shu和he唐tang老lao鸭ya吗ma?片pian头tou说shuo,“啊a,演yan出chu开kai始shi了le!”我wo听ting了le好hao久jiu,一yi直zhi以yi为wei他ta说shuo,“啊a,野ye猪zhu拉la屎shi了le!”
5、《济ji公gong》里li唱chang:“哪na里li有you不bu平ping哪na有you我wo”。太tai对dui了le,地di上shang哪na里li不bu平ping,当dang然ran会hui有you“窝wo”了le!
6、《龙long的de传chuan人ren》那na句ju“永yong永yong远yuan远yuan的de擦ca亮liang眼yan”,当dang初chu无wu论lun如ru何he也ye听ting不bu懂dong,总zong听ting成cheng“永yong永yong远yuan远yuan地di差cha两liang年nian”,老lao是shi纳na闷men,为wei什shen么me一yi定ding要yao差cha两liang年nian呢ne?
7、孟meng庭ting苇wei的de《你ni究jiu竟jing有you几ji个ge好hao妹mei妹mei》,里li面mian有you一yi句ju“为wei何he每mei个ge妹mei妹mei都dou嫁jia给gei眼yan泪lei”,我wo怎zen么me听ting,都dou是shi“为wei何he每mei个ge妹mei妹mei都dou嫁jia给gei人ren类lei”!
8、我wo的de高gao中zhong同tong学xue告gao诉su我wo,他ta小xiao时shi侯hou把ba“边bian区qu的de太tai阳yang红hong又you红hong”听ting成cheng“变bian压ya器qi的de太tai阳yang红hong又you红hong”!他ta那na时shi根gen本ben不bu知zhi道dao“边bian区qu”是shi什shen么me,只zhi是shi记ji得de清qing清qing楚chu楚chu,每mei天tian傍bang晚wan时shi可ke以yi看kan见jian村cun子zi西xi边bian红hong红hong的de落luo日ri。最zui要yao命ming的de是shi,在zai他ta们men村cun子zi西xi边bian某mou个ge高gao处chu架jia着zhe一yi台tai变bian压ya器qi,傍bang晚wan刚gang好hao看kan到dao变bian压ya器qi上shang方fang有you一yi轮lun红hong日ri。于yu是shi我wo同tong学xue一yi直zhi纳na闷men:为wei什shen么me写xie歌ge的de人ren知zhi道dao他ta们men村cun的de变bian压ya器qi放fang在zai西xi边bian呢ne?
9、刘liu德de华hua的de《中zhong国guo人ren》里li,“五wu千qian年nian的de风feng和he雨yu呀ya藏cang了le多duo少shao梦meng”,听ting成cheng“吴wu倩qian莲lian的de风feng和he雨yu呀ya藏cang了le多duo少shao梦meng”。奇qi怪guai,难nan不bu成cheng他ta们men有you过guo一yi段duan......
10、“我wo能neng想xiang到dao最zui浪lang漫man的de事shi,就jiu是shi和he你ni一yi起qi慢man慢man变bian老lao”,听ting成cheng“我wo能neng想xiang到dao最zui浪lang漫man的de事shi,就jiu是shi和he你ni一yi起qi卖mai卖mai电dian脑nao......”
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