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作zuo文wen题ti:出chu人ren意yi料liao和he情qing理li之zhi中zhong(全quan国guo卷juan)
警jing察cha不bu会hui抓zhua人ren,的de确que出chu人ren意yi料liao,但dan是shi想xiang想xiang警jing察cha要yao打da人ren吓xia人ren,要yao不bu停ting地di想xiang办ban法fa把ba抢qiang弄nong丢diu,要yao穿chuan着zhe警jing服fu逛guang街jie威wei风feng,要yao开kai着zhe警jing车che四si处chu兜dou风feng,所suo以yi警jing察cha不bu会hui抓zhua人ren,也ye就jiu在zai情qing理li之zhi中zhong了le;
医yi生sheng不bu会hui治zhi病bing,的de确que出chu人ren意yi料liao,但dan是shi想xiang想xiang医yi生sheng要yao收shou红hong包bao,要yao考kao虑lv开kai哪na个ge药yao利li润run高gao,要yao分fen辨bian病bing人ren到dao底di有you没mei有you钱qian,要yao和he护hu士shiMM调tiao情qing,所suo以yi医yi生sheng不bu会hui治zhi病bing,也ye就jiu在zai情qing理li之zhi中zhong了le;
老lao师shi不bu会hui教jiao书shu,的de确que出chu人ren意yi料liao,但dan是shi想xiang想xiang老lao师shi要yao补bu课ke收shou钱qian,要yao计ji算suan哪na个ge学xue生sheng家jia长chang送song礼li多duo少shao安an排pai座zuo位wei,要yao写xie看kan不bu懂dong的de论lun文wen,要yao比bi较jiao哪na个ge女nv学xue生sheng长chang得de漂piao亮liang,所suo以yi老lao师shi不bu会hui教jiao书shu,也ye就jiu在zai情qing理li之zhi中zhong了le;
工gong人ren不bu会hui做zuo工gong,的de确que出chu人ren意yi料liao,但dan是shi想xiang想xiang工gong人ren干gan好hao了le也ye要yao下xia岗gang,要yao学xue好hao心xin理li素su质zhi课ke程cheng好hao面mian对dui贪tan官guan腐fu败bai,要yao核gai实shi再zai核gai实shi到dao底di发fa不bu发fa工gong资zi,要yao随sui时shi准zhun备bei工gong厂chang突tu然ran倒dao闭bi,所suo以yi工gong人ren不bu会hui做zuo工gong,也ye就jiu在zai情qing理li之zhi中zhong了le;
农nong民min不bu会hui种zhong地di,的de确que出chu人ren意yi料liao,但dan是shi想xiang想xiang农nong民min种zhong出chu大da米mi也ye不bu如ru一yi首shou《老lao鼠shu爱ai大da米mi》,要yao学xue会hui忍ren耐nai忍ren耐nai再zai忍ren耐nai,要yao学xue会hui看kan红hong新xin闻wen当dang看kan杂duo文wen,要yao缴jiao纳na比bi收shou入ru还huan高gao的de税shui,所suo以yi农nong民min不bu会hui种zhong地di,也ye就jiu在zai情qing理li之zhi中zhong了le;
中zhong国guo男nan足zu不bu会hui踢ti球qiu,的de确que出chu人ren意yi料liao,但dan是shi想xiang想xiang男nan足zu要yao吃chi摇yao头tou丸wan,要yao泡paoMM,要yao赌du球qiu,要yao球qiu霸ba,所suo以yi中zhong国guo男nan足zu不bu会hui踢ti球qiu,也ye就jiu在zai情qing理li之zhi中zhong了le;
小xiao偷tou不bu会hui偷tou窃qie,的de确que出chu人ren意yi料liao,但dan是shi想xiang想xiang小xiao偷tou要yao和he警jing察cha搞gao好hao关guan系xi,要yao和he组zu织zhi搞gao好hao关guan系xi,要yao看kan冯feng导dao的de电dian影ying找zhao感gan动dong,要yao穿chuan西xi服fu打da领ling带dai,所suo以yi小xiao偷tou不bu会hui偷tou窃qie,也ye就jiu在zai情qing理li之zhi中zhong了le;
导dao演yan不bu会hui导dao演yan,的de确que出chu人ren意yi料liao,但dan是shi想xiang想xiang导dao演yan要yao选xuan美mei选xuan女nv演yan员yuan,要yao学xue会hui上shang艺yi术shu人ren生sheng,要yao想xiang方fang设she法fa得de奖jiang,要yao一yi切qie办ban法fa艺yi术shu,所suo以yi导dao演yan不bu会hui导dao演yan,也ye就jiu在zai情qing理li之zhi中zhong了le;
演yan员yuan不bu会hui演yan戏xi,的de确que出chu人ren意yi料liao,但dan是shi想xiang想xiang演yan员yuan要yao和he导dao演yan睡shui觉jiao,要yao和he车che夫fu吵chao架jia,要yao学xue外wai语yu学xue穿chuan没mei有you荡dang妇fu字zi母mu的de衣yi服fu,要yao和he老lao板ban吃chi饭fan,所suo以yi演yan员yuan不bu会hui演yan戏xi,也ye就jiu在zai情qing理li之zhi中zhong了le;
歌ge星xing不bu会hui唱chang歌ge,的de确que出chu人ren意yi料liao,但dan是shi想xiang想xiang歌ge星xing要yao不bu会hui简jian谱pu,要yao五wu音yin不bu全quan,要yao会hui假jia唱chang,要yao卖mai弄nong风feng骚sao,所suo以yi歌ge星xing不bu会hui唱chang歌ge,也ye就jiu在zai情qing理li之zhi中zhong了le;
模mo特te不bu会hui走zou步bu,的de确que出chu人ren意yi料liao,但dan是shi想xiang想xiang模mo特te要yao等deng待dai老lao板ban,要yao摆bai迷mi人ren睡shui姿zi,要yao参shen加jia各ge种zhong比bi赛sai,要yao没mei有you文wen化hua,所suo以yi模mo特te不bu会hui走zou步bu,也ye就jiu在zai情qing理li之zhi中zhong了le;
主zhu持chi不bu会hui主zhu持chi,的de确que出chu人ren意yi料liao,但dan是shi想xiang想xiang主zhu持chi人ren要yao不bu会hui说shuo普pu通tong话hua,要yao学xue会hui用yong“手shou机ji”,要yao得de抑yi郁yu症zheng,要yao嫁jia钻zuan石shi王wang老lao五wu,所suo以yi主zhu持chi不bu会hui主zhu持chi,也ye就jiu在zai情qing理li之zhi中zhong了le;
作zuo家jia不bu会hui写xie作zuo,的de确que出chu人ren意yi料liao,但dan是shi想xiang想xiang作zuo家jia要yao会hui做zuo爱ai,要yao吸xi引yin异yi性xing,要yao年nian龄ling很hen小xiao,要yao阅yue读du和he抄chao袭xi,所suo以yi作zuo家jia不bu会hui写xie作zuo,也ye就jiu在zai情qing理li之zhi中zhong了le;
记ji者zhe不bu会hui采cai访fang,的de确que出chu人ren意yi料liao,但dan是shi想xiang想xiang记ji者zhe跑pao路lu要yao拿na车che马ma费fei,要yao和he广guang告gao挂gua钩gou,要yao写xie企qi业ye书shu籍ji,要yao听ting有you关guan门men,所suo以yi记ji者zhe不bu会hui采cai访fang,也ye就jiu在zai情qing理li之zhi中zhong了le;
官guan员yuan不bu会hui当dang官guan,的de确que出chu人ren意yi料liao,但dan是shi想xiang想xiang官guan员yuan要yao不bu停ting地di接jie受shou采cai访fang,要yao考kao虑lv怎zen么me收shou礼li,要yao面mian对dui上shang级ji的de冷leng屁pi股gu和he下xia级ji的de热re脸lian,要yao寻xun找zhao哪na里li有you漂piao亮liang女nv人ren,所suo以yi官guan员yuan不bu会hui当dang官guan,也ye就jiu在zai情qing理li之zhi中zhong了le;
网wang友you不bu会hui上shang网wang,的de确que出chu人ren意yi料liao,但dan是shi想xiang想xiang3721,想xiang想xiang8848,想xiang想xiangbaidu,想xiang想xiang99,所suo以yi网wang友you不bu会hui上shang网wang,也ye就jiu在zai情qing理li之zhi中zhong了le;
我wo不bu会hui写xie作zuo文wen,的de确que出chu人ren意yi料liao,但dan是shi想xiang想xiang我wo要yao交jiao的de大da学xue学xue费fei,要yao读du毫hao无wu用yong处chu的de大da学xue教jiao材cai,要yao租zu房fang子zi搞gao男nan女nv关guan系xi,大da学xue毕bi业ye后hou还huan要yao找zhao啊a找zhao工gong作zuo,所suo以yi我wo不bu会hui写xie作zuo文wen,也ye就jiu在zai情qing理li之zhi中zhong了le。
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