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14条经典消磨上课时间

2008-05-21 04:46:04 编辑來源:互联网 国际版 评论
 
 
本文为【14条经典消磨上课时间】的汉字拼音对照版显示拼音
  diyibufen~weichihaoxueshengxingxiangde xueshengkeyishishi

  1

  ruguobanliyoupenzai,huochuangkouwaiyoukeshudehua,keyikaishishushuye,ruguofengyichui,huozhebeilaoshixiayitiao,wangjishudaoduoshaoshi,buyaodanxin,西xi西xi,keyicongtouzaishu....zheyanghuanmeishuwan,baozhunxiake.

  youdian: keyizengjiashushunengli.

  quedian: wanshangshimiandehua,shushujiumeiyouyongle!

  2

  jiushimingmuzhangdandekanzhelaoshishuijiao,jizhu,qianwanbuyaopazhehuonashuzhezhe,zheyangzhiyougengyinqilaoshidezhuyi,youdaiyanjingdegenghao,ruguobeilaoshiqiadao,nijiushuo,shiwoyanjingtaixiao~~~zaigeilaoshigeyichangwugudeyanshen~

  zhendeyouyongo,woyiqiandetongzhuojiushi~

  cifayoudian: zhiyaobuzuozailaoshiduitianmendeweizi,jueduiyouyong.

  quedian: dangranshisunhuaigerenmingyuge.

  3

  jiushitingmd,cd....zuihaoshitoufanengzhebinjiaode,yifu穿chuanheisede,huozheba线xiancangzaiyifulimian,woconglaimeiyoushiguoshou~~~

  youdian:

  peiyangyinlexibaoo,shishoujilvhenxiao.

  quedian:

  huanshinagetongzhuo,kaidetaixiang,yushiduiwodahan: wodaileerji,tingbuqingchulaoshishuoshenme!!!!!yushibeilaoshijiaochuqujingshenhongzha.

  4

  dagspla...dadeshihouyaozuodehoumiandian,jiushishuoweizihezhuozilideyuandian,ranhoufangzaikezhuolida,toujinkenengde,yikandedaoweibiaozhun,nenglifanweineibatoutaidegaodian,taidihenrongyiyinqizhuyi,cifachenggonglvyiban,keyiyishi~

  youdian:

  zongbiqianmiandehaowanba

  quedian:

  suiranmeiyoushishouguo,danpangbiandelaoshikandehenjidong,yeyaoyishi,jieguoliangrenlunliuwandezhenggaoxingshi,houmianrenjiaowo,yuanlailaoshiyijingzhanzaipangbian,jieguozhihaoxiangjingezhongbanfa,bajiqiyaohuilai.

  5

  kanmanhua,keyiyongdi4tiao,danruguolaoshishinazhongsishangke,buxialaixunshidehua,zhijiefangzaizhuomianshang,renpazaishangmiankan,danshiyaoshixitikeshibuyaoyong.

  youdian:

  guangmingzhengda,sha西xi西xidelaoshihuanyiweinirenzhenxuexilei.

  quedian:

  beilaoshifaxian,yaocangqilaibutairongyi,dengzheguaiguaidebeimeishouba!!

  6

  jiushiguanchabieren,fenjizhong,shouxianruguotongxuedoubu穿chuanxiaofudehua,najiuguanceyifu,biru,kanyifushibushidakade,yansedapeidezenmeyang...ruguodoushixiaofu,najiukanbierenyoushenmexiaodongzuo,biaoqingguaibuguai,xingyundehua,huannengkandaoxx"banhua??wabikongdezhenguihuamianlei.

  youdian:

  lequwuqiong.youfaxianxindaludeganjiao.

  quedian:

  yaoshikandaobugaikande,houhuanwuqiong,birubei"banhua??zhuisha,tongkudebushizhuisha,ershibeirenshuohetaguanxihenhaodema.ou~~~~~~~~

  zhuyikandeshihouyanjingqingchundian,buyaotaiaimei~

  7

  rengzhitiao,lianggerenhuoduorenyouxi,duohaowan,huankeyizhaojiekourengbierenbaochou,shenjiaderenyuelaiyueduo,hunzhaning,jueduiwanghusuoyi.

  youdian:

  xiangzenmewanjiuzenmewan

  quedian:

  buyaorengdaolaoshi,zuihaozaimeiyoulaoshidezixikewan,woyanjingbuhao,laoshirengcuoren,jieguodaidongqifen....beibanchanglaoshi...danhaozaidoushihaoxiongdi,bangwodingxialaile,西xi西xi

  8

  nayimianxiaojingzi,keyikanbieren,danhaowandeshiliyongfanguang,zaitianhuabanshangzuoxiu,tongxuehuiyiniweizhongxin,youcilianlaoshidoubeioudaidongle,zhishixiakecanle.....

  youdian:

  bierengenzhenizou,ganjiaobucuo

  quedian:

  kenheniyiqikandehaoxindelaoshikebuduoo

  9

  zhegeshizuikuazhangde,pingshidanzixiaode,bieshi,shiyonglaiduifudaikelaoshide,jiushidapai,kebushiyibandeya,xiaowulaishikaochuangde,hekaomendeda..zenmeyang,qiangfa,fangfashishouxiandaikelaoshibuyongcai,sui便biantiaoweizi,huandaoyiqijiumeiyisile,jigerenzuodaozuihou,zaizhongjianfangzhangyizi,dadeshihoujiuchenlaoshibuzhuyipaoguoqu,bapaifangdaoyizishang,zaipaohuiqu,haha,hencijide~~danbushixiangwozheyangdelaoyoutiaoshibugande.

  youdian:

  duanlianshenti,chongfentihuimiaoshilaoshideganjiao

  quedian:

  banzhurenzhidaoshidaikelaoshi,huidaobanjilaichade,qiadaojiucanle~wodeyunqizenmejiuzhemehaone,haha

  10

  huahua,buyaojieyizigashuipingzenmeyang,duixiangmezuihaoshilaoshi,tongxuebutaifang便bian,yaorenzhendianhuaa,zuizhuyaodezhuazhuchangxiangdetedian,huahaohoujideyaogeitongxuezhijianhuxiangchuanyueya,namehuadaodedifangdouyouyipianxiaosheng~~西xi西xi,yaoguanzhaotongxueyouzhixudefachuxiaosheng~

  youdian:

  duanlianhuihuashuiping,zuodaoyirennuliquanbankaixin~~~

  quedian:

  dajiachuanyuedezhengkaixin,nizhengzaideyizhishi,turanjiaodebeihouyouyigushaqi,hohoho...amen~

  11

  zheshiwodedumenmiji,kelianleoudetongzhuo,meicitashuijiao,wodouhuixianghenduobanfa...shenmezaiyizishangdaoshuila,doushixiaoyisi~cifayaotianreshi穿chuanduanxiu,huozhexiuziliaoqilai,jiunahenduoyingguangbi,zaitadeshoubishangxiezi,xieshenmekanxinqing~huozhebangtatuzhijiayou...西xi西xi,woshoujiaohenqing,suoyitameiciyaodengbierenxiaodaoduzitongcaifajiao~~hehe,buguobushihaoxiongdidehua,kenengyaoshengqide.....buguohoulaijiubangtayangchenglehaoxiguan,meicitazuoxialaizhiqian,douyaokankanyizi,huanyouci,wohenhaoxindegentashuozaijian,tayouyiweiwozuoleshenme,haiwojieshilebanxiaoshio~~~

  youdian:

  ziyuzile...zuohuaishi,dangranshizuoderenzuikaixinla~

  quedian:

  xiaowulaiyijingshuoleo.....

  zaijiaojingyan,ruguonicaiyongyouzhuangbeidehua,wanyilaoshijiaonidemingzi,xialaile,buyaohuang,zuishadejiushicangdaokezhuoli,yinggaifangzaikezhuoli-----tongzhuodekezhuo,huoshirengzaidishang,woshishubaofangzaidishangde,suoyimeishi,fouzegspbiejiuzhemerenga!!erqiexiangyizixiamianrengo

  dierbufen.jueduikaixinde,danweichibulehaoxueshengxingxiang

  1 yongzhenzhunaichapenlaoshi,zuofahenjiandan,jiushiyongzhenzhunaichaxiguanxiyikezhenzhu,miaozhunmubiaojiuhaola.youcishangke,dangran,zhebushiwopende,oushizaipangbianqiaobian饿e,jieguowoxiongdishuipingtaicha,pendaoheibandezuishangmian.manmanhuaxialai,laoshimeikandongshishenme.dingzhetakanlesanfenzhong,erwoshixiaodaochoujino~~

  youdian: rangniganjiaozhenrenbandecs

  quedian:

  yaoshinongzhendebuxiaoxin"bao?lelaoshidetou,qingzejigexiaoshi饿ejingshenhongzha,chongzeyizhangchufeno

  2

  jiushishangkeqianyongfenbihuipaizailaoshizuodeyizishang,xianpaiyidian,zainongyunyun,buyaoranglaoshifaxian,womenlaoshitebiexihuan穿chuanheisedexinggandesizhiqunzi,ranhoudengxiakehou......hahaha,jiunengkandaoliangkuaibaisedesuizhelaoshizouludepinlv,yiniuyiniude,henhaoxiaode

  youdian:

  keyilejielaoshizoulupiguniudong饿epinlvhefudu

  quedian:

  xiangxiangyegaizhidaoleba

  3

  wokeyi,buzhidaodajiaxingbuxing,buxingdeyeyaojingguochangqiduanlian,jiuyidingkeyi,jiushishangkeshi,larenjiaxiedai,ei~~~buguangzhishilazhemejiandande,huanyaobaxiedaibangzaizhuojiaoshang,nengbunengbubeifaxian,jiuyaokannidela,西xi西xi.............

  youdian:

  yixiake,dajiadoujizhewangwaichong,ernagekeaidetongxuequetuozhegehen~~~~dadeleizhui,西xi西xi

  oudeyigetongxue,nacishixiake,xiedaibeiwobangzaiyizishang,jieguoxiedaitaiduan,wojiuwentajiebolijiao,tahuanyibiangeiwoyibianxiao,doumeifaxianwoyibianshuohuayibianbabolijiaonadaoxiamianqu,西xi西xi,jieguoyishangketacaifaxian,jieguokanzhelaoshikuaijinlaile,zhihaobaozheyiziyiqihuizuowei,zaimanmanjie,hahahaha............

  quedian:

  yibuxiaoxinhenrongyibeifaxian,erqieyidanfaxian,yihoutamendejingjiexinjiuhengao,chenggongjilvgengxiao.原文
 
 
  第一部分~维持好学生形象的 学生可以试试,   1   如果班里有盆栽,或窗口外有棵树的话,可以开始数树叶,如果风一吹,或者被老师吓一跳,忘记数到多少时,不要担心,西西,可以从头再数....这样还没数完,保准下课.   优点: 可以增加数数能力.   缺点: 晚上失眠的话,数数就没有用了!   2   就是明目张胆的看着老师睡觉,记住,千万不要趴着或拿书遮着,这样只有更引起老师的注意,有带眼镜的更好,如果被老师掐到,你就说,是我眼睛太小~~~再给老师个异常无辜的眼神~   真的有用哦,我以前的同桌就是~   此法优点: 只要不坐在老师对天门的位子,绝对有用.   缺点: 当然是损坏个人名誉咯.   3   就是听md,cd....最好是头发能遮鬓角的,衣服穿黑色的,或者把线藏在衣服里面,我从来没有失过手~~~   优点:   培养音乐细胞哦,失手机率很小.   缺点:   还是那个同桌,开的太响,于是对我大喊: 我带了耳机,听不清楚老师说什么!!!!!于是被老师叫出去精神轰炸.   4   打gsp拉...打的时候要坐的后面点,就是说位子和桌子离的远点,然后放在课桌里打,头尽可能的,以看的到为标准,能力范围内把头抬的高点,太低很容易引起注意,此法成功率一般,可以一试~   优点:   总比前面的好玩吧   缺点:   虽然没有失手过,但旁边的老是看的很激动,也要一试,结果两人轮流玩的正高兴时,后面人叫我,原来老师已经站在旁边,结果只好想尽个种办法,把机器要回来.   5   看漫画,可以用第4条,但如果老师是那种死上课,不下来巡视的话,直接放在桌面上,人趴在上面看,但是要是习题课时不要用.   优点:   光明正大,傻西西的老师还以为你认真学习类.   缺点:   被老师发现,要藏起来不太容易,等着乖乖的被没收吧!!   6   就是观察别人,分几种,首先如果同学都不穿校服的话,那就观测衣服,比如,看衣服是不是大卡的,颜色搭配的怎么样...如果都是校服,那就看别人有什么小动作,表情怪不怪,幸运的话,还能看到xx"班花??挖鼻孔的珍贵画面类.   优点:   乐趣无穷.有发现新大陆的感觉.   缺点:   要是看到不该看的,后患无穷,比如被"班花??追杀,痛苦的不是追杀,而是被人说和她关系很好的嘛.呕~~~~~~~~   注意看的时候眼睛清纯点,不要太暧昧~   7   扔纸条,两个人或多人游戏,多好玩,还可以找借口扔别人报仇,参加的人越来越多,混战ing,绝对忘乎所以.   优点:   想怎么玩就怎么玩   缺点:   不要扔到老师,最好在没有老师的自习课玩,我眼睛不好,老是扔错人,结果带动气氛....被班长老师...但好在都是好兄弟,帮我顶下来了,西西   8   拿一面小镜子,可以看别人,但好玩的是利用反光,在天花板上作秀,同学会以你为中心,有次连老师都被偶带动了,只是下课惨了.....   优点:   别人跟着你走,感觉不错   缺点:   肯和你一起看的好心的老师可不多哦   9   这个是最夸张的,平时胆子小的,别试,是用来对付代课老师的,就是打牌,可不是一般的呀,小无赖是靠窗的,和靠门的打..怎么样,强伐,方法是首先代课老师不用睬,随便调位子,换到一起就没意思了,几个人坐到最后,在中间放张椅子,打的时候就趁老师不注意跑过去,把牌放到椅子上,再跑回去,哈哈,很刺激的~~但不是象我这样的老油条是不敢的.   优点:   锻炼身体,充分体会藐视老师的感觉   缺点:   班主任知道是代课老师,会到班级来查的,掐到就惨了~我的运气怎么就这么好呢,哈哈   10   画画,不要介意自噶水平怎么样,对象么最好是老师,同学不太方便,要认真点画啊,最主要的抓住长相的特点,画好后记得要给同学之间互相传阅呀,那么画到的地方都有一片笑声~~西西,要关照同学有秩序的发出笑声~   优点:   锻炼绘画水平,做到一人努力全班开心~~~   缺点:   大家传阅的正开心,你正在得意之时,突然觉得背后有一鼓杀气,hohoho...阿门~   11   这是我的毒门秘技,可怜了偶的同桌,每次他睡觉,我都会想很多办法...什么在椅子上倒水啦,都是小意思~此法要天热时穿短袖,或者袖子撩起来,就拿很多荧光笔,在他的手臂上写字,写什么看心情~或者帮他涂指甲油...西西,我手脚很轻,所以他每次要等别人笑到肚子痛才发觉~~呵呵,不过不是好兄弟的话,可能要生气的.....不过后来就帮他养成了好习惯,每次他坐下来之前,都要看看椅子,还有次,我很好心的跟他说再见,他又以为我做了什么,害我解释了半小时哦~~~   优点:   自娱自乐...做坏事,当然是做的人最开心拉~   缺点:   小无赖已经说了哦.....   再教经验,如果你采用有装备的话,万一老师叫你的名字,下来了,不要慌,最傻的就是藏到课桌里,应该放在课桌里-----同桌的课桌,或是扔在地上,我是书包放在地上的,所以没事,否则gsp别就这么扔啊!!而且向椅子下面扔哦   第二部分.绝对开心的,但维持不了好学生形象   1 用珍珠奶茶喷老师,做法很简单,就是用珍珠奶茶吸管吸一颗珍珠,瞄准目标就好拉.有次上课,当然,这不是我喷的,偶是在旁边敲边饿,结果我兄弟水平太差,喷到黑板的最上面.慢慢滑下来,老师没看懂是什么.盯着他看了三分钟,而我是笑到抽筋哦~~   优点: 让你感觉真人版的cs   缺点:   要是弄真的不小心"暴?了老师的头,轻则几个小时饿精神轰炸,重则一张处分哦   2   就是上课前用粉笔灰拍在老师做的椅子上,先拍一点,在弄均匀,不要让老师发现,我们老师特别喜欢穿黑色的性感的丝质裙子,然后等下课后......哈哈哈,就能看到两块白色的随着老师走路的频率,一扭一扭的,很好笑的   优点:   可以了解老师走路屁股扭动饿频率和幅度   缺点:   想想也该知道了吧   3   我可以,不知道大家行不行,不行的也要经过长期锻炼,就一定可以,就是上课时,拉人家鞋带,诶~~~不光只是拉这么简单的,还要把鞋带绑在桌脚上,能不能不被发现,就要看你的拉,西西.............   优点:   一下课,大家都急着往外冲,而那个可爱的同学却拖着个很~~~~大的累赘,西西   偶的一个同学,那次是下课,鞋带被我绑在椅子上,结果鞋带太短,我就问他借玻璃胶,他还一边给我一边笑,都没发现我一边说话一边把玻璃胶拿到下面去,西西,结果一上课他才发现,结果看着老师快进来了,只好抱着椅子一起回座位,在慢慢解,哈哈哈哈............   缺点:   一不小心很容易被发现,而且一但发现,以后他们的警戒心就很高,成功机率更小.
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